Bday Visit

Decided to go out with the crew for one of our buds birthdays on a Thursday. First off always get the text # from the website to get a free entrance. You already have to pay the valet so you might as well get in for free. Walked in and the place is about as crowded as you would expect on a Thursday. The main stage has two poles and the high top tables surround the main stage with a long bar off to the side. We get about four of the tables together and sit in the back. I really don't like our seating because it is not very comfortable or conducive to having a girl come by and spend some quality time. Tried to maybe move the party to some couches that they have in the corners but that was bottle service at minimum $200 plus a 18% gratuity. Nobody thought it was worth it so we stayed put. So how are the girls? Well maybe 20 plus or so. Always hard for me to judge. They averaged from a 4 to like 7's. Pretty sad for Chicago actually. Its like they were cute but flat or chesty but no rump. Not a 8 among them that night. The Bday boy had a steady diet of lap dances at $20-30 bucks each. I sampled the warez because sometimes the 7's try harder but I just wasn't feeling these dancers. Maybe because its hard to vibe with these girls when the first thing out their mouths is you wanna dance? I know that is the point but zero seduction. They all said to come back on Tuesdays because they have 10 dollar dances so maybe thats the day to go. Didnt really see any other drink deals or anything like that but maybe I ride out solo on a Tuesday to see if I have a better time.