This is from a Wed a few weeks ago

This is from a Wed a few weeks ago. I park in the church parking lot at around 5:30 pm and make my way into the club. I enter the room with the dancers and see approximately 50 guys and 10 dancers. After intensely scanning the room for an empty chair, I find one and sit down. The music is extremely loud and is making my ears hurt. I'm thinking to myself is it worth it to stay here cause my ears hurt so bad from the loud music. I stick it out for 15 more minutes until finally a dancer comes over to me. She looks to be around forty five years old and is wearing sweatpants. She asks me for a dollar, and I politely refuse. Then she asks the guy next to me for a dollar. He also refuses. After another 15 minutes, a thick dancer who appears to be in her mid thirties approaches me and asks me if I want a dance. I say yes. She sits on my lap, facing away from me, and proceeds to wiggle around on my lap. I ask her to turn around so she is facing me because that is how I like my lap dances. She stands up and turns around, but then we both realize she can't sit on my lap facing me because of the arms of the chair. Ugh. Well, at that point the song had ended, and i really had to get out of there soon because my ears were hurting so much from the loud music. I called it a day and left. I had brought a bunch of money for dances, and left with almost all of it.