Detroit Meet Up Report
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Fun night in Detroit. Went to Penthouse, Henry's briefly, and Flight Club. In attendance were:
jackslash -- nice guy, looks like an older version of the Professor on Gilligan's Island. Imagine the professor chasing Ginger and Mary Anne around the island trying to fuck them in every episode, add 20 years or so of age, and that's Jack. He has good taste in women as we both agreed that Flight Club has the best looking girls. Jack I hope you got home ok.
silkypants: this is one of the few guys I've met who seems to be more into strippers than me. He seemed to have been to a bunch of the Detroit clubs over a period of several days, and was forever giving money to strippers everywhere we went. But he's very shy and quiet so you need to work to get him talking.
wongy: this guy has lots of great funny stripper stories. Much better than mine. They're kind of like gawker's stories without quite so many drugs. Apparently he tells these stories in his reviews. I encouraged him to post them in the discussions and expose them to a wider audience. I get the sense that he goes to strip clubs approximately 10 times per week.
Rech: in written communications Rech sometimes comes across as a serial killer troll, so I think we were all a bit apprehensive about his attendance. But once you get to know him, he seems less like a serial killer than I had originally thought. And I think he was kidding about carrying a gun to the club. Seriously though Rech is a nice semi normal guy who I no longer think of as a troll. And he smokes pot. But he's wrong when he insists that dream strippers don't exist.
Highlights of the evening:
Nobody was shot, thereby alleviating my greatest fear.
No strippers were injured but several (mine in particular) went through a bunch of sanitary wipes.
I popped my Detroit extras cherry at Penthouse. And another girl seriously tempted me later at FClub.
wongy was the best dressed. His red shoes in particular were awesome. On the other end of the clothing spectrum were Rech and me who were dressed to go to the beach.
As everybody knows, Detroit is a great town for strip clubs, I'm common back, mileage was insane, and there seems to be a strip club every quarter mile or so.
The low point of the evening was when we saw wongy's penis. But it was in a blow job video, thankfully not in person. Apparently I'm not the only one who makes stripper porn videos.
See you in Miami this winter.
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I'm an older version of this guy
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So fellows, now that you've met JS69 in person, how would you describe him? He and I met in SF and visited a club, but curious as to what the rest who met him this weekend think? Did he show the non face picture/s of DS?
Sorry I missed out. I would have enjoyed being there!
Bubba
Rech, encouraging as always, thanks.
I actually showed pictures with her face, and with the two of us together. I'll let others comment on them if I want to.
I was going to show my porn video. But wongy showed his blow job video first, and his dick is bigger than mine, so after that I wasn't in the mood to share anymore.
He showed us photos of his DS on his phone, including a couple of him and the DS together. She is real. She is young and cute. But I cannot confirm that she is as sexually freaky as he claims.
Has he given his cell # to Donald Trump too? That did not end well for Graham! ;)
"He showed us photos of his DS on his phone, including a couple of him and the DS together. She is real. She is young and cute. But I cannot confirm that she is as sexually freaky as he claims."
Brilliant!
And it's well known that most women find a southern accent to be incredibly sexy.
I'm still laughing about your comment about my video. I didn't know that everything we did last night would be posted but it is damn funny.
I did get a bunch of dances and extras however because I wanted the full Detroit experience even though the talent wasn't the best. Extras were the most widely available that I have ever seen (even more so than places like Tootsies and Follies). I ended up getting full service from a 7 at Penthouse. I wasn't planning to go that far but she started DFK and that pushed the little head over the edge. She insisted that I was the only customer she had ever kissed in 5 years of dancing. I totally believed her. I had another 7 offer a bbbj at Flight Club which was very tempting but I have a date with video girl tonight and the little head has to rest up.
I defer to the Detroit regulars on whether or not the widespread availability of extras is driving down dancer quality. But it makes sense to me that might be happening.
I thought the prices were reasonable. $25 for very high mileage private lap dances. Extras were quoted at $200-400 and were negotiable. And I think these were the two most expensive clubs in town.
I was told by the dancers to grease the bouncers when getting dances. Pisses me off a little bit to be required to follow a tenet of the System but I got over it.
I'm surprised a bit though that the quality at PH was down. They usually have the best lineup around town that I'be experienced.
It's possible that the improving economy in the Detroit area is causing some of the downturn in the industry as girls no longer feel they have to strip to make money. But that's just a guess. Or it just may have been an off night. But being that it was a Saturday night, I'd have to say that was a bit strange to only have 6 and 7's working at Penthouse at night.
A few months ago I walked into BTs of Dearborn of all places and saw a 9 on a Saturday night, last weekend I couldn't even find an 8, and I was being extremely generous on who I thought was a 7.
The biggest thing that stands out to me in my 2 years of Detroit clubbing is the quality has dwindled the most in the higher end clubs.
My limited observations:
+ noticeable if not significant difference in talent b/w the upscale clubs (PHC; FC) and dives like H8)
+ visited PHC @ night and did not see as many enhanced dancers as one often sees at many upscale clubs – noticed a lot of petite natural small-breasted girls which looked nice but I’m not into petite nor small boobs
+ extras – often times you don’t even need to ask – they’ll often ask you first or they’ll engage you as soon as you bring it up
IMO – the talent is not necessarily better and may be a bit below overall compared to most big cities (but that also depends on what one likes) – but the value (extras/mileage) is hard to beat.
And how long have you been mongering, John?
I visited three clubs with the talent being the best at the Flight Club, Penthouse number two and Subi's on Friday a distant third. Penthouse was always my number one club in Detroit but I might have the Flight Club ahead of Penthouse. Now if you get a chance to have some "Patience"