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Detroit Meet Up Report

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Sunday, September 13, 2015 5:28 AM
Fun night in Detroit. Went to Penthouse, Henry's briefly, and Flight Club. In attendance were: jackslash -- nice guy, looks like an older version of the Professor on Gilligan's Island. Imagine the professor chasing Ginger and Mary Anne around the island trying to fuck them in every episode, add 20 years or so of age, and that's Jack. He has good taste in women as we both agreed that Flight Club has the best looking girls. Jack I hope you got home ok. silkypants: this is one of the few guys I've met who seems to be more into strippers than me. He seemed to have been to a bunch of the Detroit clubs over a period of several days, and was forever giving money to strippers everywhere we went. But he's very shy and quiet so you need to work to get him talking. wongy: this guy has lots of great funny stripper stories. Much better than mine. They're kind of like gawker's stories without quite so many drugs. Apparently he tells these stories in his reviews. I encouraged him to post them in the discussions and expose them to a wider audience. I get the sense that he goes to strip clubs approximately 10 times per week. Rech: in written communications Rech sometimes comes across as a serial killer troll, so I think we were all a bit apprehensive about his attendance. But once you get to know him, he seems less like a serial killer than I had originally thought. And I think he was kidding about carrying a gun to the club. Seriously though Rech is a nice semi normal guy who I no longer think of as a troll. And he smokes pot. But he's wrong when he insists that dream strippers don't exist. Highlights of the evening: Nobody was shot, thereby alleviating my greatest fear. No strippers were injured but several (mine in particular) went through a bunch of sanitary wipes. I popped my Detroit extras cherry at Penthouse. And another girl seriously tempted me later at FClub. wongy was the best dressed. His red shoes in particular were awesome. On the other end of the clothing spectrum were Rech and me who were dressed to go to the beach. As everybody knows, Detroit is a great town for strip clubs, I'm common back, mileage was insane, and there seems to be a strip club every quarter mile or so. The low point of the evening was when we saw wongy's penis. But it was in a blow job video, thankfully not in person. Apparently I'm not the only one who makes stripper porn videos. See you in Miami this winter.

26 comments

  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    I knew I couldn't compete with jackslash's TV star good looks so I was embarrassed to show up I'm an older version of this guy [view link]
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Motor, you've got exactly the kind of body that Detroit strippers go for, but I guess you already know that. Hope to meet you on a future visit.
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    Sounds like you guys had more fun than I did. I got to baby sit my 7 yo grand daughter. But I'll probably get some today. :)
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    The threesome with a stripper's husband was wongy's best story. Hopefully he will share it.
  • bubba267
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    9 years ago
    Glad the gang had fun.....oops, sorry, not the gang....the brotherhood....err...the gathering. And nobody got shot - Bonus!!!! So fellows, now that you've met JS69 in person, how would you describe him? He and I met in SF and visited a club, but curious as to what the rest who met him this weekend think? Did he show the non face picture/s of DS? Sorry I missed out. I would have enjoyed being there! Bubba
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Not fair describing me. I thought I would just get to describe everyone else. Rech, encouraging as always, thanks. I actually showed pictures with her face, and with the two of us together. I'll let others comment on them if I want to. I was going to show my porn video. But wongy showed his blow job video first, and his dick is bigger than mine, so after that I wasn't in the mood to share anymore.
  • jackslash
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    9 years ago
    I won't attempt to describe JS69, but I will mention that he has a southern accent. He sounds somewhat like Lindsey Graham. He showed us photos of his DS on his phone, including a couple of him and the DS together. She is real. She is young and cute. But I cannot confirm that she is as sexually freaky as he claims.
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "I won't attempt to describe JS69, but I will mention that he has a southern accent. He sounds somewhat like Lindsey Graham." Has he given his cell # to Donald Trump too? That did not end well for Graham! ;) "He showed us photos of his DS on his phone, including a couple of him and the DS together. She is real. She is young and cute. But I cannot confirm that she is as sexually freaky as he claims." Brilliant!
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    I offered to show Rech pictures but he is in denial. And it's well known that most women find a southern accent to be incredibly sexy.
  • bubba267
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    9 years ago
    Well, that's one step progress.... Back in San Fransisco, I only saw the DS's body, which wasn't bad but hard to judge "headless"! Yes, JS69 is full of it, but he owns it, which I really appreciate. Funny comments guys. I want to know if everyone there connected for extras....or at least all who sought them.
  • Lone_Wolf
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    9 years ago
    JS69: How would you rate, on average, the overall talent dancing in Detroit as compared to your regular clubs? Has the ease of obtaining extras in Detroit effected the talent level?
  • shailynn
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    9 years ago
    lol sounds like you guys had a good time - I'm glad, I just want to know who's idea was it to go to Henry's!?!?!?!
  • wongy
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    9 years ago
    Ok guys. I'm finally here on the discussion board. JS69 it was a real pleasure meeting you and if you ever return please let me know and I'll show you around town some more. I'm still laughing about your comment about my video. I didn't know that everything we did last night would be posted but it is damn funny.
  • wongy
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    9 years ago
    I hang out at Henry's quite a bit and a had a gift for one of the servers name Jamie. So I'm guilty.
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    I thought the talent level in Detroit was below average. Penthouse had only 6 and 7s, with a bunch lower than that. Some of those girls were from the day shift though. Flight Cub had some 8s but not too many. I never saw a dancer that I would rate over an 8. I did get a bunch of dances and extras however because I wanted the full Detroit experience even though the talent wasn't the best. Extras were the most widely available that I have ever seen (even more so than places like Tootsies and Follies). I ended up getting full service from a 7 at Penthouse. I wasn't planning to go that far but she started DFK and that pushed the little head over the edge. She insisted that I was the only customer she had ever kissed in 5 years of dancing. I totally believed her. I had another 7 offer a bbbj at Flight Club which was very tempting but I have a date with video girl tonight and the little head has to rest up. I defer to the Detroit regulars on whether or not the widespread availability of extras is driving down dancer quality. But it makes sense to me that might be happening. I thought the prices were reasonable. $25 for very high mileage private lap dances. Extras were quoted at $200-400 and were negotiable. And I think these were the two most expensive clubs in town. I was told by the dancers to grease the bouncers when getting dances. Pisses me off a little bit to be required to follow a tenet of the System but I got over it.
  • warhawks
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    9 years ago
    ^^^. Dancer quality is really kind of hit and miss I've found lately. I'm surprised a bit though that the quality at PH was down. They usually have the best lineup around town that I'be experienced. It's possible that the improving economy in the Detroit area is causing some of the downturn in the industry as girls no longer feel they have to strip to make money. But that's just a guess. Or it just may have been an off night. But being that it was a Saturday night, I'd have to say that was a bit strange to only have 6 and 7's working at Penthouse at night.
  • shailynn
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    9 years ago
    For the record I have never seen a 10 in Detroit. Only a 9 a handful of times. 8s are becoming scarce these days. A few months ago I walked into BTs of Dearborn of all places and saw a 9 on a Saturday night, last weekend I couldn't even find an 8, and I was being extremely generous on who I thought was a 7. The biggest thing that stands out to me in my 2 years of Detroit clubbing is the quality has dwindled the most in the higher end clubs.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    I’ve only clubbed in Detroit once (the 2014 TUSCL meet). My limited observations: + noticeable if not significant difference in talent b/w the upscale clubs (PHC; FC) and dives like H8) + visited PHC @ night and did not see as many enhanced dancers as one often sees at many upscale clubs – noticed a lot of petite natural small-breasted girls which looked nice but I’m not into petite nor small boobs + extras – often times you don’t even need to ask – they’ll often ask you first or they’ll engage you as soon as you bring it up IMO – the talent is not necessarily better and may be a bit below overall compared to most big cities (but that also depends on what one likes) – but the value (extras/mileage) is hard to beat.
  • PhantomGeek
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    9 years ago
    JS69: "She insisted that I was the only customer she had ever kissed in 5 years of dancing. I totally believed her." And how long have you been mongering, John?
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    20 years. And that was my first time kissing a dancer. It was a magical moment.
  • silkypants
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    9 years ago
    Penthouse quality on that Saturday night was as bad as I have ever seen it. The club was packed at 11pm and all the girls were busy or getting tips. I think the penthouse girls are hired to match the clientele which is young men who will get a blowjob from who ever is cheapest and buy a bunch of drinks. That is not to say there weren't a few good looking girls at the Penthouse Saturday night. Could Penthouse become the next low ball BT's? I visited three clubs with the talent being the best at the Flight Club, Penthouse number two and Subi's on Friday a distant third. Penthouse was always my number one club in Detroit but I might have the Flight Club ahead of Penthouse. Now if you get a chance to have some "Patience"
  • metaldude
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    9 years ago
    Sounds like a fun trip, wish I coulda been there
  • PhantomGeek
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    9 years ago
    Yeah, but, John, you "totally believed her"?
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Sarcasm PG. She did resist kissing at first but gave in far too easily for me to believe such an outlandish claim. But she was passionate kisser, and she doesn't give bbbjs, so it was all good.
  • TheeOSU
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    9 years ago
    Sounds like you guys had a great time. Maybe in the future I can make that trip but there's just too much on my plate locally to even consider it in the foreseeable future.
  • PhantomGeek
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    9 years ago
    Ah. Gotcha. The printed word doesn't always convey sarcasm well.
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