Some things that wongy should know as a new member of the discussion board

Since Wongy has seen the wisdom of joining the discussions, I thought the right thing to do would be to help him out and explain how things work here. Please feel free to add your own advice.

Save reading posts by SJG for nights that you have trouble falling asleep. You'll never actually read an entire post, but you'll sleep well.

The ignore button is your friend. Use it well.

Dream strippers are real cause they are in the glossary.

You may see the letters LDK a lot. This means to cum in your pants. This is something that pathetic guys are sometimes forced to do cause they don't have clubs with mileage like Detroit. It is named for Lap Dance King who, hard as it is to believe, is a tireless advocate of this practice.

Don't be scared of Dougster. Yes he's loud and obnoxious, but we do our best to keep him on a short leash.

The club called Follies is just like being in Detroit except the people there sound like me.

Shadowcat is the wise old(er) PL. He holds court at the best corner table at Follies. And he cums inside himself.

Never feed the trolls. Never. There are no exceptions.

What else does he need to know?