Even worse, I once had a pair of suit pants that when I got home, the portion on the inside of the pants where the zipper is, was all stained with blood. One of the strippers was on her period and either didn't know it or didn't care....
I once left a strip club arriving at another club and noticed my white shorts were completely covered in red lipstick on the front side. I was thinking the porn star at the other club really moved her lips around. I had my shorts on but she still had my dick in her mouth the whole time she was playing around. Didn't bother me though except when she backed up on stage without letting go. I was thinking Let Go, this is starting to hurt.
Never been a problem. Even when I used to LDK I used tissues afterwards. But I did find my clothes and hands covered in brown crap one time. I hate spray tans
Well I might have thought that's what it was if not for the fact that she was wearing her bottoms for the dance. A PL in the club sitting next to me had to tell me what it was. I couldn't figure it out. At first I thought maybe she had some weird skin disease.
But one time I was doing full service and blew and released all over this dancers stomach and titties. She was trying to play it cool and was like "oops I don't have anything to wipe it off with," I just grabbed my shirt and wiped her off, said "don't worry I'm going straight to my hotel anyway." I guess my chivalry worked because she ended up coming to my room later that night too lol!
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last commentEven worse, I once had a pair of suit pants that when I got home, the portion on the inside of the pants where the zipper is, was all stained with blood. One of the strippers was on her period and either didn't know it or didn't care....
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Crazy Glue?
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I once left a strip club arriving at another club and noticed my white shorts were completely covered in red lipstick on the front side. I was thinking the porn star at the other club really moved her lips around. I had my shorts on but she still had my dick in her mouth the whole time she was playing around. Didn't bother me though except when she backed up on stage without letting go. I was thinking Let Go, this is starting to hurt.
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Never been a problem. Even when I used to LDK I used tissues afterwards. But I did find my clothes and hands covered in brown crap one time. I hate spray tans
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JS when u said Brown crap I thought you meant the other Brown crap lol. Glad it was just a spray tan.
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Well I might have thought that's what it was if not for the fact that she was wearing her bottoms for the dance. A PL in the club sitting next to me had to tell me what it was. I couldn't figure it out. At first I thought maybe she had some weird skin disease.
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"one time I got a BJ from a dancer and discovered her mouth was still on my dick when I got home"
Brilliant!
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Nope, never me....
But one time I was doing full service and blew and released all over this dancers stomach and titties. She was trying to play it cool and was like "oops I don't have anything to wipe it off with," I just grabbed my shirt and wiped her off, said "don't worry I'm going straight to my hotel anyway." I guess my chivalry worked because she ended up coming to my room later that night too lol!
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LDK, what about the rest of her?
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Nope.
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