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A Big Thank You to Every One of You Mother Fuckers!!!

Sep 16, 2015, 8:20 PM

Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

My game is so tight. So mother fucking tight one might think it's a virgin.

Talked my CF into bed tonight (yes the one who said I was trying too hard) and didn't pay one mother fucking cent. Ya she's in love now that I'm fluent in SS.

I love you guys. A year ago, never actually thought that a stripper 9 was actually possible. You guys provided the game plan, all I did was execute. Love, love love you mother fuckers .

Thanks JamesSD, Shadow, Nukam, Papi, JS69, Subra, Mr.Seas, Shailynn, Vikes, SJG, Quemafia, Dr Phill, Dougster, Diva, Motorhead, GMD, Lopaw, VBDog, Snowtime, Chandler, Clubbers (where the fuck is he?) and of course RBD for creating The System. And will give a little credit to the newbie Dancer95, it's been interesting getting some if your insight.

Luv all Y'all TUSCLers mean it :)

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GACA10 years ago

Sorry...of course I should have absolutely mentioned... Rockstar, Mikeya, and Sharkey

Clackport10 years ago

Congrats!

mikeya0210 years ago

Way to go, it's great when things go your way

crazyjoe10 years ago

Congrats CACAclub

GACA10 years ago

Thanks Joe. Luv u 2 man :)

lopaw10 years ago

Our pleasure, GACA. Next time we all want to actually be there, tho. Sharing is caring! ;)

Subraman10 years ago

You know, I was sitting on the couch watching my recording of The Bastard Executioner, and at one point my dick tingled a little. So I says to myself, "One of those motherfuckers is gettin' some strange", I says.

PhantomGeek10 years ago

Y'know, GACA, if you're going to start following in JS69's footsteps, you're going to have to post some damn good stories, too.

motorhead10 years ago

Winning Time

4got2wipe10 years ago

Tell the truth GACAclub, what really happened is that you had the brilliant idea to borrow a friend's dachshund and told her you had a new buddy at home! Once she met your wiener dog that was it!

Adopt a dachshund and you'll be living the dream 24/7! It's brilliant! ;)

DoctorPhil10 years ago

@GACAclub “Thanks … Dr Phill, …”

hey now slow down there cowboy. i can assure you that any useful assistance or advice i may have given you was purely accidental and most definitely unintentional…

ATACdawg10 years ago

BTW, gaca, there's something I'm not clear on. Can you take off the white polyester 3-piece suit before sex, or do you need to leave it on? ;-)

shailynn10 years ago

Please mail all checks to: Mr Ricky Dugan 411 Shiny Suit Ave Los Angeles, CA 90001

On a serious note, thanks the prop and as you have taken advice from all of us, you're the one that did the most work. My best advice is be patient and you'll find what you're looking for eventually. Just make sure you don't fall in love like JS69 always does! Lol

warhawks10 years ago

^^^ If you order now, we will thrown in 3 pieces advice for the price of one.

Operators are standing by.....

GoVikings10 years ago

Anytime, GACA!

JamesSD10 years ago

Good job, man!

I'm curious when you knew it was a freebie?

GACA10 years ago

^^^After she left and didn't ask for money :) She's looking for a new baby daddy. I spit like I'm looking for someone special to share my funds with. ( low I know, but hey)

JohnSmith6910 years ago

That's great. I still remember the first time I fucked an adorably cute young thing. But you now have an obligation to the community to share sex stories. Give details.

crazyjoe10 years ago

^^^yes

JamesSD10 years ago

So the irony is she'd share more of your funds p4p?

Dougster10 years ago

RickyBoy #1!

GACA10 years ago

@JamesSD it's the South. Intellect isn't these strippers strong suit

sharkhunter10 years ago

congrats. I think I had at least one dancer somewhere think I was in a million different occupations. from police officer or undercover vise to artist and a player and one girl thought I was in the miltary, well so did several guys, and one girl must have been afraid I was in the mafia., one dancer thought I was a vampire. you may never know why a dancer thinks you are one thing or another. bipolar?

shadowcat10 years ago

GACAclub - my advice is not free. You owe me $14.95. :)

Dancer_10 years ago

I am glad for you, man.:)