My game is so tight. So mother fucking tight one might think it's a virgin.
Talked my CF into bed tonight (yes the one who said I was trying too hard) and didn't pay one mother fucking cent. Ya she's in love now that I'm fluent in SS.
I love you guys. A year ago, never actually thought that a stripper 9 was actually possible. You guys provided the game plan, all I did was execute. Love, love love you mother fuckers .
Thanks JamesSD, Shadow, Nukam, Papi, JS69, Subra, Mr.Seas, Shailynn, Vikes, SJG, Quemafia, Dr Phill, Dougster, Diva, Motorhead, GMD, Lopaw, VBDog, Snowtime, Chandler, Clubbers (where the fuck is he?) and of course RBD for creating The System. And will give a little credit to the newbie Dancer95, it's been interesting getting some if your insight.
Luv all Y'all TUSCLers mean it :)
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Sorry...of course I should have absolutely mentioned... Rockstar, Mikeya, and Sharkey
Congrats!
Way to go, it's great when things go your way
Congrats CACAclub
Thanks Joe. Luv u 2 man :)
Our pleasure, GACA. Next time we all want to actually be there, tho. Sharing is caring! ;)
You know, I was sitting on the couch watching my recording of The Bastard Executioner, and at one point my dick tingled a little. So I says to myself, "One of those motherfuckers is gettin' some strange", I says.
Y'know, GACA, if you're going to start following in JS69's footsteps, you're going to have to post some damn good stories, too.
Winning Time
Tell the truth GACAclub, what really happened is that you had the brilliant idea to borrow a friend's dachshund and told her you had a new buddy at home! Once she met your wiener dog that was it!
Adopt a dachshund and you'll be living the dream 24/7! It's brilliant! ;)
@GACAclub “Thanks … Dr Phill, …”
hey now slow down there cowboy. i can assure you that any useful assistance or advice i may have given you was purely accidental and most definitely unintentional…
BTW, gaca, there's something I'm not clear on. Can you take off the white polyester 3-piece suit before sex, or do you need to leave it on? ;-)
Please mail all checks to: Mr Ricky Dugan 411 Shiny Suit Ave Los Angeles, CA 90001
On a serious note, thanks the prop and as you have taken advice from all of us, you're the one that did the most work. My best advice is be patient and you'll find what you're looking for eventually. Just make sure you don't fall in love like JS69 always does! Lol
^^^ If you order now, we will thrown in 3 pieces advice for the price of one.
Operators are standing by.....
Anytime, GACA!
Good job, man!
I'm curious when you knew it was a freebie?
^^^After she left and didn't ask for money :) She's looking for a new baby daddy. I spit like I'm looking for someone special to share my funds with. ( low I know, but hey)
That's great. I still remember the first time I fucked an adorably cute young thing. But you now have an obligation to the community to share sex stories. Give details.
^^^yes
So the irony is she'd share more of your funds p4p?
RickyBoy #1!
@JamesSD it's the South. Intellect isn't these strippers strong suit
congrats. I think I had at least one dancer somewhere think I was in a million different occupations. from police officer or undercover vise to artist and a player and one girl thought I was in the miltary, well so did several guys, and one girl must have been afraid I was in the mafia., one dancer thought I was a vampire. you may never know why a dancer thinks you are one thing or another. bipolar?
GACAclub - my advice is not free. You owe me $14.95. :)
I am glad for you, man.:)
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