"Live nude dogs. Free lap dances".

Are they promoting beastiality?

Next they'll be playing "Look at that Doggie in the Window" then setting the dogs up Amsterdam-style.

I wonder if little 4got would like a little buddy! On the other hand, little 4got is largely remembering to go outside when nature calls and that's brilliant! With a second dachshund I'd have to teach him to remember2usethepapers anew! And that's non-brilliant!

Reminds me of the time I was driving through WVA and saw a huge sign for a strip club that said: FREE FOOD NUDE GIRLS how could you not stop for that....

The should have read "Live nude bitches. Free lap dances."

Who wants a lapdance from a dog of a woman. On the other hand, some bitches give great lapdances if you go for the dominatrix style.