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The Mouse That Roared

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Not at all a surprise. In a move that's a sign of our times, Disney World in Florida and Disneyland in California began using metal detectors today.

I'm kind of shocked it's taken so long. With all the international visitors and Stripperweb soccer moms, I'm surprised there hasn't already been a mass shooting.

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samsung1

Chris Rock: "Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those nggs waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one."

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georgmicrodong

Damn. I thought this was gonna be a thread about a remake.

Not that there's a prayer that any contemporary production company could best Mr. Sellers' work, even for this good, but less than stellar, entry.

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samsung1

Speaking of Disney, I can't wait for their star wars movie tonight

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