AMP for Legit Massage

12/15/2015 7:17:57 AM

A question to anyone who's been to an AMP and knows anything about them:

I've been overworked lately and have developed quite a bit of tension in my shoulders, neck, and back. I think (gasp) that I would actually benefit from a plain old traditional massage. There are some reviews on another site from reviewers I trust that indicate a few of the girls at one of the local AMPs actually give pretty decent massages for the base price of $35 or $40.

Am I going to be seen as odd by the girls if I go over for a legit massage and nothing else? Thanks.

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sclvr5005

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9 years ago

If you are looking for a legit massage then go to a legit massage parlor that is reviewed on places like yelp. A known rub n tug joint will typically not offer quality massages. Why take a chance if you don't have to?

JamesSD

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9 years ago

My buddy tried this once in college. He got kicked out

JuiceBox69

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9 years ago

IwillLapAdancer

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9 years ago

I have been to my fair share of AMPs. They usually run 60 to 70 for the hour in my area. The ones I like and return to now and again, are the ones with the hand rail type bar mounted to the ceiling running the length of the massage table. The Asian women will walk on my back, and push into my shoulder and neck areas with their toes all the while holding onto the ceiling rail for balance. I work with my hands a lot (besides masturbating) and having an Asian woman standing on the palm of my hands with her bare feet with most of her body weight as pressure is just divine. I have been to ones with out the ceiling bar, and they tend not to walk on my back. To go there just for an average to good massage for a low price is okay for me. I will usually give the girl at least an extra twenty for a tip, since I am not sure about how much the house takes. If a happy ending, maybe a little more.

I have personally never had a bad reaction from any of the Asian women for declining the happy ending, but then I rarely decline. She will either ask you if you want the happy ending, or just have you roll over and start without saying much. You'll know it is coming because they will get the erection by lightly stimulating the area around the inner thigh and the length of the cock with their fingers.

I'd try it once if I had never been before. Like most things in life, it will be who is working there at the time of your visit and YMMV.

JuiceBox69

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9 years ago

Good advice ^^^ and i agree

samsung1

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9 years ago

I like using Massage Envy for legit massages.

Also you can find deals for places on sites like groupon.com

samsung1

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9 years ago

there is also a section on backpage for body rubs but this is usually just a front for prostitution and the massage quality has been terrible.

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

As I have seen, most AMPs do lots of Happy Ending, and they also do very good massage. Typically the girl starts you off face down and massages you, and then tries to find out what you want. Massage is fine.

Now most AMPs, as I have seen, also do FS. But how much of this they do varies. But this is all I go for.

In the AMPs which do a very large amount of FS, the girls might not be that interested in doing extensive massage. But you can still get a good massage. The San Francisco, many of them are like this.

The only thing, and where troubles come, is that at these places the girls want a tip, like $60 to $80 for Happy Ending, on top of the house fee. And they are willing to earn it. They get little or nothing of the house fee. So you have to consider this.

It is some of the legit massage people who cause problems too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dC8MF4q…

But look on RubMaps to find AMPs
http://www.rubmaps.com/advanced-search-1…

This kind of stuff is bullshit
Sex, Slaves Massage Parlors Documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-SKhaWw…

The way trafficking is defined, there need be no force, fraud, or coercion. These adult women voluntarily come from where ever so they can make regular bank deposits. Cheapest place to live is on the boss's premises. The more work they do, the more they make. No one is restricting their movements. They stay for a while, and then return to where ever. Some come from So Cal so that they can't be recognized by locals. Girls from the Bay Area go to LA for the same reason. They stay for a while, work long and hard, and bank lots of money.

But you should always treat the girls nicely.

San Francisco has much cooler AMPs than San Jose. Compared to San Jose, San Francisco is a paradise!

SJG

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rh48hr

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9 years ago

Depends on where you go. I've had one or two good massages before moving to the happy ending portion of the program. Most have been lackluster. I would just go to a regular massage place like massage envy if you want a good massage. They only thing about regular massage places is they try to sell you on massage packages to get you in more often.

JuiceBox69

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9 years ago

Some times i just eat a hot Sammy from Jimmy John

lopaw

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9 years ago

Better neighborhoods tend to have only legit massage places. Even in shady areas there is no guarantee of a HE, and your chances of getting a shitty massage are high.

PhantomGeek

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9 years ago

I've been to several erotic massage parlors, a few of which were AMPs, and only one offered a decent enough massage -- and that was only if I was lucky to get the right masseuse. Check Yelp and yellowpages.com for listings and reviews of legit places. Nuts, you'll even find some reviews for legit places on Rubmaps and eroticmp.com.

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

At all the AMP's I've ever visited, great massage is the standard faire. It only becomes something other than massage if you steer it that way.

But, the girls want a good tip, and they are willing to earn it via happy ending.

So since these kinds of AMP's are a form of illicit commerce, the house is getting more of the money. They are facing higher risks, so they have to be getting this. So your girl will get little or nothing of the house fee.

So you should expect to give the girl a $60 to $80 tip, nominally for your happy ending. More if you want FS.

If you look for a straight legit place it will probably be staffed by White women who have their heads up their asses, and it will probably service lots of women customers, and the front room décor and location will suggest this.

At such a place, your massage therapist will likely be getting a bigger portion of the house fee. But if she puts in the elbow grease, she will probably be still expecting something of a tip. $20 to $40?

SJG
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Viagra restrictions:
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Shadowcat's thread which I missed:
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Marriage and Family, a thread which never got the consideration I had hoped for:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

and then of course it was Comrade Engels who showed us that marriage and prostitution arose together, being two sides of the same coin:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin…

Extending ColdnShallow's thread:
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Subraman

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9 years ago

I think getting a massage at an AMP is a piss-poor decision ... Not because she might think you're weird, but because there are such better options from a CMT if that's all you want. Like, so much bette,and it's a completely different experience. Like playing baseball with Little Leaguers vs Major Leaguers.

For me,chains like Massage Envy set the mediocrity bar -- they are solidly the TGI Friday's of massage, the Miller Lite of massage... You know what you're getting will be some small standard deviation from mediocre, but that also means it won't be horrible. Independent CMTs are more of a crap shoot, they can be bad, but I have one right now who is incredibly cute, and her massage is practically a life-changing experience, it is *awesome*.

For something that goes down the middle, some FBSM/bodyrub girls will do straight massage at a drastically reduced price. A number are actually CMTs, and the ones who are willing to offer straight massage tend to be quite good. And, because they're bodyrub providers, they tend to be a lot cuter than run-of-the-mill legit CMTs.

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

Massage Envy?

http://www.massageenvy.com/

These are the kinds of places people go to if they only want a massage. The house cut will be less as the owner is not taking any special risks. Nothing mediocre about it, it's just that it's completely legit. I personally have no interest in spending money in such a place.

Where I go is to S.J.'s best approximation of places like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-SKhaWw…

Bullshit narrative, but some great inside footage of how good it can be!

Everyone who gives massage at a place billed as massage in California has to be certified and licensed. This law is to discourage sex shops, and also to prevent communities like Cupertino form running out all of forms of massage. I've viewed Cupertino City Council meeting videos; the situations get ridiculous.

So the very best sex shops are places where they call themselves "Spa", or "Relaxation", or something like that. But many jurisdictions won't allow these. This why some of the new San Jose shops are back door entrance unlicensed underground businesses.

The vast majority of AMP / sex shops also give great massage, it is just that the girl will want more money because the house is taking more to offset the risks of being in a clandestine field of business. The girls are more than willing to earn it though.

I suggest just bring some money and find a girl you like, and go for it! You'll be very pleased, as are most people when they first discover that they can do FS in AMPs.

http://www.rubmaps.com/advanced-search-1…

SJG
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Tracking SJPD
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Orientalia Sex In Asia
by Reagan Louie, photographer and SF State professor
http://www.powells.com/book/orientalia-s…
Most interesting! Shows the girl in the bathtub, and also a girl wearing high heels and a mini-dress and sitting on a stool in a building which is a glass display box on three sides, and lots more. Sex in Asia means sex for money, not sex with women who want you to marry them or who are being supported by their parents as they attend college.

about Elon Musk and investing in yourself:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Viagra restrictions:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Shadowcat's thread which I missed:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Marriage and Family, a thread which never got the consideration I had hoped for:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

and then of course it was Comrade Engels who showed us that marriage and prostitution arose together, being two sides of the same coin:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holy_F…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin…

Extending ColdnShallow's thread:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Clapton, Basel 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkktyon3…

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