I know this subject has been discussed on multiple occasions in the past, but I'm tired and a little tipsy and don't feel like looking up previous discussions.
Where can I get pants for strip club use that aren't sweat pants but might as well be as far as lap dances are concerned? I'm currently in a hotel room in Harvey, IL or, as I like to call it, "Chicago PL HQ": less than 1/2 mi each from Skybox and Club O, 4 mi from Arnie's, 6 mi from Club 390, 7 mi from Jimmy's. My plan was to stop at Skybox (0.2 mi away!) to get dances from Avery, described on SCL as "nice and thick and gives great dances". However, I was turned away by the bouncer because I was wearing sweat pants -- but they were my "dress-up sweats": black, thick material, with zipper and 3 pockets. WTF? The only other time I've ever been refused admission to a strip club in 1000+ visits was at Industrial Strip in Hammond, IN a few years ago. I was wearing obvious sweat pants and was rejected, so I went to my car, changed into these and was let in!
The funny thing is that I've been admitted to Skybox on multiple occasions wearing these exact same pants -- I guess they're tightening their rules. On this trip I have only two pairs of pants: "obvious" sweat pants in a thin dark blue material and "dress-up" sweat pants as described above.
Can some of you PLs recommend a source of soft pants that look like dress pants and would pass muster with a bouncer at a club with a dress code?
This story has a happy ending (so to speak): I drove the 6.5 miles to Jimmy's on Lincoln Highway in Chicago Heights (no cover, unlike Skybox), bought a pitcher of Hacker-Pschorr, and hung out for 2.5 hours, getting a couple of dances from each of three hotties until a veteran dancer whom I had met in August took me to the promised land. By the way, Papi_Chulo would have loved this place! After 10 there were about 15 dancers, of whom a dozen were black and three were white. I have seldom seen so much fine chocolate in one evening!
Anyway, help a brother out! I want to try again at Skybox in early February, but apparently even my dress-up sweat pants are too pervy for them.
