PL of the year award candidate

JohnSmith69layin low but staying high
This is probably the last one of the year
68-year-old Home Depot worker rode his bike across town while wearing a French maid outfit and a chastity belt so he could be dominated by an escort. He was riding his bicycle because he lost his license after a DUI arrest. The escort turned out to be a cop.
Of course it was in Floor eee dah.
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last comment92 people and about 30 easily identified as "white". What is wrong with this picture?
What's wrong with this picture is that the cops are busy busting this poor sod instead of investigating actual crime in which people are actually harmed, against their will.
Since when is dressing up a sex crime? How is this solicitation?
Why arrest this guy? His life seems to be punishment enough.
Well, I guess that is safe. If they stop REAL crime, they may just be arrested and put on trial for doing their job!
Really?
jackslash+1
@Clubber: Plus, they're less likely to get shot at going after people like this, so that's the important thing, right?
Hey, catching the bike was easy!