This is probably the last one of the year
68-year-old Home Depot worker rode his bike across town while wearing a French maid outfit and a chastity belt so he could be dominated by an escort. He was riding his bicycle because he lost his license after a DUI arrest. The escort turned out to be a cop.
Of course it was in Floor eee dah.


92 people and about 30 easily identified as "white". What is wrong with this picture?