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PL of the year award candidate

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

This is probably the last one of the year

68-year-old Home Depot worker rode his bike across town while wearing a French maid outfit and a chastity belt so he could be dominated by an escort. He was riding his bicycle because he lost his license after a DUI arrest. The escort turned out to be a cop.

Of course it was in Floor eee dah.

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Clubber

92 people and about 30 easily identified as "white". What is wrong with this picture?

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georgmicrodong

What's wrong with this picture is that the cops are busy busting this poor sod instead of investigating actual crime in which people are actually harmed, against their will.

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bvino

Since when is dressing up a sex crime? How is this solicitation?

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jackslash

Why arrest this guy? His life seems to be punishment enough.

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Clubber

Well, I guess that is safe. If they stop REAL crime, they may just be arrested and put on trial for doing their job!

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crazyjoe

Really?

jackslash+1

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georgmicrodong

@Clubber: Plus, they're less likely to get shot at going after people like this, so that's the important thing, right?

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ATACdawg

Hey, catching the bike was easy!

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