Lol, tv news in South Carolina wants us to report DUI drivers or drivers keeping
If I carried around a phone and reported every car I saw keeping bright lights on, I would be calling almost every 5 minutes for over 30 minutes and probably never make it to a strip club on every single weekend.
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Because I got pulled over one time with the brights on. I had them on because the bulb burned out with regular beams. So only the high beams were working. So I put them on... cop pulled me over and told me that he did so because my high beams were on. I asked him if that was against the law.... he stood there dumb founded..... Then I said... I put them on low beam and told him to look.... Then I said... would you rather have me driving with one head light or two..... Again he looked dumb founded and said... have a good day.
Based on the fact that fatality rates on i85 are directly correlated to the price of gasoline in an inverse relationship, I could argue those less qualified to drive are driving in much greater numbers as well.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding this is the conversation that took place
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too