Introducing my new fave

That picture has a lot of perspective distortion in it. That is, unless you use a long focal length, what ever is closest to the camera is made to look bigger.

Speaking as someone who has taken lots of erotic pics of girls, you do not get an ordinary camera close to their rear ends.

SJG

And my other fave on the way to da club to meet me:

Looks like Nicki Menaj on steroids.

^ you're just jealous

This second pic does not have noticeable perspective distortion.

Outdoors, longer distances, longer focal length.

SJG

OK - last one:

So you're in Myrtle Beach now? Now I know we won't be sharing. :)

Yes, that does look for real. I see that as deformity, not just being thick.

Is that how they are in Myrtle Beach?

SJG

I wish you were kidding.

^ dude - don't be hatin' on my DS

Papi, I could make a joke about you making it rain with oats and hay, but I won't.....:)

Man – you can put a 27” TV on that thing and watch football

I never thought i'd see the day when papi went after such skinny bitches

Don't knock-it till you try it :)

I guess Follies has lost a customer. :)

Damn. Whatever suspension is on that bike is professional quality.

Impressive.

Papi, either you are the ultimate ass man or you have connections with some studio's special effects department. Those women can't sit on any standard-sized chairs.

Looks like you really put some air in those tire