How Stripping got me on Jerry Springer

Ok so I thought I'd share this kinda interesting story with everyone. I was on Jerry Springer once for being a stripper and it's interesting how that came to be. At the time I was retired from stripping and was working a regular day time job. Well, everyone at my work knew that I used to strip and that I still enjoyed pole dancing for fitness. (I'd love to compete in competition one day, but that's another story.) Well, a fellow co-worker's wife was to be on Jerry Springer with her friend but they needed a third girl. My co-worker knowing I used to be a stripper and knew how to dance approached me about going on it with them. The segment was on strippers if you haven't guessed yet. My co-worker practically begged me to do it, and made it seem like it would save there marriage if I went. So now that my arm was twisted and they agreed to cover my shift I reluctantly agreed. I left work early and went with the wife and the other girl. We stopped at their apartment first so the other two could do some drugs real fast. This took way too long. While they were doing that a person from the show told me what our story was about in a brief nutshell so I had an idea of what we were doing. After some time passed we rushed to the airport and missed our first flight (cause of the other two having to do their drugs first.) Then had to wait for a second one. We barely caught this one since they changed the number last minute and none of us heard the announcement. It was my first time on a commercial airplane so I was excited. The other two where being kinda dramatic about it. The flight didn't take long and when we arrived we were driven to the studio. Once there they talked to each of us and had us say a few lines to decide who they wanted to be the main person. I was caught off guard by this cause I thought it was already decided that my friend's wife would be the center person! Well sadly the years of acting in school paid off too well and I got stuck being the main person! After that was decided we got to tour the area then where made to perform a bit of pole work and had us try on different outfits and our picture taken. It was all overwhelming and the two girls I was with where throwing a fit about everything! Once we where done with that we were driven to a restaurant to eat. The food was great and the Jerry people paid for everything but alcohol! One of the girls was so messed up from drugs she fell asleep in her salad! That girl wasn't thin from exercise! After the awkward dinner we were driven to our hotel. It was giant and beautiful! It was by far the best hotel I had ever been in! Our room was pretty nice too. There was only two beds though and for a minute I thought the two girls where going to make me sleep on the floor. Luckily one gave in and the two shared a bed I slept in the other. I got up super early the next day so I could get sometime to myself. This hotel had a spa in it along with a giant gym and a really nice breakfast! I hit the gym first since I love working out. The equipment was all very nice and me being the gym nerd I am even helped the guy who came in and gave him a few pointers and showed him a few exercise to do. So far I was having a great morning by myself. I went and had a fresh fruit parfait and coffee for breakfast. I had pleasant conversation with the bartender/waitress and with the other Jerry Springer guests to be on the show. After some time the two girls finally came down after missing our first shuttle there. (Not very punctual which irritates me cause I'm the type of person who would rather be 30 minutes early than 5 minutes late.) We where made to choose some clothes out of what the Jerry people got for us. We where suppose to be sexy country. They did not hit the mark I ended up feeling more sexy trucker girl. Anyway the two I was with complained and threw a fit about everything as usual. And though I didn't like the options (besides my shoes I loved my shoes I wanted to buy them from them!) I didn't complain. Next they did our hair and makeup. I should have asked for a wig I felt odd later being the only one with short hair. (My hair is long again now though) and my makeup was terrible! They made me look like a clown doll! Their biggest mistake was they put bright pink blush on me! I have very fair skin and blush is a no no! But still I tried best not to be too bitchy since the other two where doing plenty for everyone. And the makeup person tried to reassure me that the blush would look better on the stage lighting. (It did not) After all that we rehearsed and rehearsed and rehearsed. Our story was a lighter one we were suppose to be a lesbian threesome, which came easy to the other two both being bi. Myself I had to go back to school times and acting and try my best to get into character. (Good thing I was a good faker) I think I did a little too well when it came to the kissing part as one of the two I thought was going to rape me! (Not first time kissing a girl and making them too excited while nothing on my end, I experimented before this so not my first time getting the same results. ) Finally it was time to go on stage! I was nervous and the girl whom I thought might rape me changed her name last second so I blanked on stage for a minute, I kind of recovered myself though (I am very very bad with names so it wasn't stage fright so much as I honestly couldn't remember her name! I still can't! ) I was the only one to talk to Jerry and only did so while on stage. We where all suppose to have been strippers that worked together and were friends. We all liked each other and flirted at work with each other and I missed my chance to have a 3 way and wanted to do it there. I flashed my tit's probably 3x the other girls 2x (they blur this out so only the audience got to see really). I made out with both and we where suppose to have a 3 some in a tent on stage. We really only stripped each other down seductively. And you could see our silhouettes because they had a light behind the tent. After that we were rushed out and once again almost missed our flight. The one girl stole some of the clothes. I didn't steal them but I wish I would have I tried to buy the shoes off of them and they never got back to me on it before we were rushed out. I really liked them... Anyway so that's how me being a stripper led to me being on Jerry Springer once. Terrible company but interesting experience.