Roses are red, violets are blue You look good, with me on top of you I called you a whore, I didn't mean it, I'm bipolar I want you in my system like you're solar You're a stripper that's focused, you always smart Get money, stay beautiful, no fake body parts I like thick girls but I might make an exception I like your slim toned body, that's my confession Let's runaway together, I got a place in Miami I want you by my side when I get my first Grammy This is getting long, so I need to end this quick Will you marry me? Will you be my chick?
If by "marry you", you mean, will she show up before a justice of the peace, put on a pretty dress, and request a restraining order against you, then yes, Nina will marry you.
@Missionary. there's your answer and through an intermediator no less. that my friend is old world romantic.
now about the timing of the wedding, i know most girls want to go the traditional route and have a June wedding but i have to be honest with you here - dude she is going to not only be showing but she'll be so ready to pop that you should just get hitched now and not take the chance of a maternity ward reception. and trust me i know what i’m talking about as far as strippers and maternity wards go. anyway get back to me when you decide and i will try to make it to the church on time. congrats
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last commentso what do you say nina? ya know you could do a lot worse than missionary and you aren’t getting any younger. just sayin’
I can't rhyme worth a dime
Confucious say "Denial is not a river in Egypt."
@Missionary. there's your answer and through an intermediator no less. that my friend is old world romantic.
now about the timing of the wedding, i know most girls want to go the traditional route and have a June wedding but i have to be honest with you here - dude she is going to not only be showing but she'll be so ready to pop that you should just get hitched now and not take the chance of a maternity ward reception. and trust me i know what i’m talking about as far as strippers and maternity wards go. anyway get back to me when you decide and i will try to make it to the church on time. congrats
Juicebox you got the remix ready?