Seattle Strip Clubs just aren't worth it

Came here on a friends birthday because he had never been to a strip club. Place was nice and clean on the inside, but it was mostly dead inside. No drinks as per Washington state law, but they had $10 sprites! The dancers were pretty and the show was fine, but having grown up in northern upstate NY where Montreal and Toronto weren't too far off, this just didn't cut it for me. My buddy went back for a lap dance and said it was totally worth it - but again I'm skeptical seeing my background. All in all I'd say skip the place and wait til you head up to Vancouver or Portland before hitting rather than hitting up any strip club in WA state. The laws are just too strict and there's not enough bang for your buck.