Ricky and John at a bar
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Ricky walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Ricky says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Ricky, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a gorgeous redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Ricky. Tits out to here! A real dream stripper type. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and John walks into a bar and sees Ricky there crying' over a beer.
John says, "Ricky, what are you so sad for?"
"Well John, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxing' my boat, and the most desirable blond came up to me... tits WAY out to here, John. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, John, way WAY out, just like you did. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and..." He paused and took a big gulp of beer. "She had a dick, John! She had this great BIG dick! ... and I can't swim John! I can't swim!"
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First, were you high when you wrote this? The interjection of Dave makes the joke a tad harder to read!
Second, when you mention Ricky, are you referring to rickdugan or rickthelion? I know it can't be rickthevulture because the vulture can fly! And I suppose the lion would have had the option of going "wildebeest" on the trans woman! So it must be rickdugan! Brilliant!
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Ricky says, "John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Ricky, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a gorgeous redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Ricky. Tits out to here! A real dream stripper type. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and John walks into a bar and sees Ricky there crying' over a beer.
John says, "Ricky, what are you so sad for?"
"Well John, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxing' my boat, and the most desirable blond came up to me... tits WAY out to here, John. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, John, way WAY out, just like you did. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and..." He paused and took a big gulp of beer. "She had a dick, John! She had this great BIG dick! ... and I can't swim John! I can't swim!"
It still worked.