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"Damn you have a big dick"

Clackport
ClackportVIP3265349

Washington

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

When a stripper tells you that, on a strippershit scale of 1-10, where would that place on the scale?

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Supremeruler

5

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Clackport

It could just be generally when strippers tell customers that, or it could be when a stripper tells you that, in regards to where it should go on the scale.

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jackslash

I would give her a 10 for finally telling the truth.

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rickthelion

If she said it to Clackport it is obviously a pants on fire kind of lie. If she said it to the average hairless ape it is just distorted perspective. Sexually active female hairless apes have been told that 4 inches is actually 8 inches for so long that they actually believe it.

Whenever a female hairless ape sees my BSLC she will always comment on how big and spiny it is. Then she'll say "please put it in me." And I do. ROAR!

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londonguy

It depends whether you believe it to be true. If you think you are average at best then you know it's complete and utter bullshit. If you think you are above average you can tell her you admire her judgement.

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shadowcat

It would make me black. :)

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sharkhunter

+1 jackslash

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Papi_Chulo

+2 jackslash

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Papi_Chulo

'1' – since I mostly go to black clubs thus the few times I've gotten this has been from black dancers – so really – c'mon

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JamesSD

Considering how often I hear it from civvys, it's an easy compliment they can drop.

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Clackport

I'd probably put it at a 3. Civilians tell me that I have good size, but after hearing strippers, I think I need to be a pornstar.

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Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

I'd say a 3. I get it often from both civilian women and the dancers so it is far less likely to be SS.

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crazyjoe

She not joking

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rl27

I hear this very often, to the point where for many dancers it seems to be an automatic response so I give it a 3.

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clubdude

I think it's just stripper shit, to drain your wallet. Heard it too many times.

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Kinghrome

8 considering it's true.

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ATACdawg

I assume that your scale has 10 at extreme stripper shit, so, 12.

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Clackport

I'd rather have my balls drained as opposed to my wallet.

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georgmicrodong

12,301,011.

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Clackport

^^^Lol

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Papi_Chulo

I guess I misread the scale – I thought 10 meant being the most truthful?

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georgmicrodong

Well, if 10 was intended to indicated the most truthful, then make my answer -12,301,001.

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Clackport

10 is the least truthful.

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Supremeruler

I hear it from civi

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Supremeruler

^civilian women too. My new answer is 3.

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Papi_Chulo

Oh – ok – if 10 is least-truthful/most-SS then my vote above changes from '1' to “10”

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sharkhunter

I'll just change my answer to 5 because I don't care a whole lot what she says.

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gawker

While lying naked with two strippers in a hotel once, one of them gave me the "big dick" line which I knew to be utter bullshit. The other one laughed and said "honey, you're thicker than average, but I just can't call yours big". We all had a good laugh.

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crazyjoe

I say you have very huge tits too

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4got2wipe

"I say you have very huge tits too"

Brilliant!

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Tiredtraveler

I just say its big enough for me and it get the job done.

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