"Damn you have a big dick"

31 comments

• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  5
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  It could just be generally when strippers tell customers that, or it could be when a stripper tells you that, in regards to where it should go on the scale.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  I would give her a 10 for finally telling the truth.
  
• rickthelion

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  9 years ago

  If she said it to Clackport it is obviously a pants on fire kind of lie. If she said it to the average hairless ape it is just distorted perspective. Sexually active female hairless apes have been told that 4 inches is actually 8 inches for so long that they actually believe it.
  
  Whenever a female hairless ape sees my BSLC she will always comment on how big and spiny it is. Then she'll say "please put it in me." And I do. ROAR!
• londonguy

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  9 years ago

  It depends whether you believe it to be true. If you think you are average at best then you know it's complete and utter bullshit. If you think you are above average you can tell her you admire her judgement.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  It would make me black. :)
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  +1 jackslash
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  +2 jackslash
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  '1' – since I mostly go to black clubs thus the few times I've gotten this has been from black dancers – so really – c'mon
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Considering how often I hear it from civvys, it's an easy compliment they can drop.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  I'd probably put it at a 3. Civilians tell me that I have good size, but after hearing strippers, I think I need to be a pornstar.
• Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

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  9 years ago

  I'd say a 3. I get it often from both civilian women and the dancers so it is far less likely to be SS.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  She not joking
• rl27

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  9 years ago

  I hear this very often, to the point where for many dancers it seems to be an automatic response so I give it a 3.
• clubdude

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  9 years ago

  I think it's just stripper shit, to drain your wallet. Heard it too many times.
• Kinghrome

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  9 years ago

  8 considering it's true.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  I assume that your scale has 10 at extreme stripper shit, so, 12.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  I'd rather have my balls drained as opposed to my wallet.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  12,301,011.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  ^^^Lol
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I guess I misread the scale – I thought 10 meant being the most truthful?
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  Well, if 10 was intended to indicated the most truthful, then make my answer -12,301,001.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  10 is the least truthful.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  I hear it from civi
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  ^civilian women too. My new answer is 3.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Oh – ok – if 10 is least-truthful/most-SS then my vote above changes from '1' to “10”
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I'll just change my answer to 5 because I don't care a whole lot what she says.
  
  
  
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  While lying naked with two strippers in a hotel once, one of them gave me the "big dick" line which I knew to be utter bullshit. The other one laughed and said "honey, you're thicker than average, but I just can't call yours big".
  We all had a good laugh.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I say you have very huge tits too
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "I say you have very huge tits too"
  
  Brilliant!
• Tiredtraveler

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  9 years ago

  I just say its big enough for me and it get the job done.