Name That Stripper

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Name that Stripper

I have no idea how to manage this, but I have a new regular dancer. She joins video girl, free girl, DS I, and DS II. She needs a nickname.

Here's a little bit about her.

Will do a complete GFE.

No sloppy seconds, made sure I was the first of the evening

Good kisser, excellent BBBJCIM, and really liked the feel of her pussy.

She forgot the tissues. Deposited my love in a very unusual way. Want to guess?

Slutty. Very experienced sexually.

Claims to have dated older married men, including a lawyer

8.75 in looks. Hotter than video and free girl but not DS level looks.

Late 20s student

Beautiful face, pretty eyes

Loves me ( for my money)

Not thick but not a spinner either, what do you call in between? Normal?

She'll be my highest mileage dancer, but I can't resist a slutty natural redhead with a beautiful face

Natural C cup breasts

So here are the potential names that I have so far.

I'll let the board decide in the unlikely event that this post is taken at least half way seriously.

Ginger

BTCTWEG (better than Chessmaster or TumblingDunce Will Ever Get)

Red Ho

Good Pussy

Tissueless









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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
One more.

Five
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RandomMember
9 years ago
PUT
(Poor unfortunate thing)
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ATACdawg
9 years ago
Let's see. How about Sneezy (no tissues), Dopey (on drugs), Doc (good for what ails you), Sleepy (how you feel when she's done with you), Bashful (nah, that doesn't work!), Grumpy (depending on how she wakes up), Happy (how she makes you feel) or Slutty (just made that one up, apologies to Walt!). ;-)
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DoctorPhil
9 years ago
i see the problem here. you aren’t getting enough input because you didn’t post a pic. okay TUSCLers here is JohnSmith69’s latest conquest

http://littlefun.org/uploads/521bea11c85…

now let’s all try real hard to name her for him
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chessmaster
9 years ago
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chessmaster
9 years ago
Only in your imaginary dream state johnsmith.
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chessmaster
9 years ago
You must be high.
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shadowcat
9 years ago
"Bitch"?
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
Does she make sure every guy is the first of the evening?
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rl27
9 years ago
If you really liked the feel of her pussy then something descriptive of why you liked her pussy so much sounds like a good idea for a nickname. However, I would try to come up with something better, and more memorable than "Good Pussy," which is too boring.

For instance there was this hooker / dancer, I fucked several times My nickname for her was "Flex," both for how fit she was, fitness model fit, and how she flexed her pussy when we did it. Her pussy was very tight to begin with, but once she tightened her pussy wow.

Other times I have a bad time coming up with a nickname, for example a recently favorite of mine. She Is a very energetic and tiny dancer, very cute face with the best example of DSL lips, I have ever had the joy of finding. She is also a master at blowjobs, excellent technique. Unfortunately the best I can come up with so far is "Mini Hoover"
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
Gingerbread. Lmao. She's a ginger and she takes your bread. And tis the season.
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rh48hr
9 years ago
Gingerbread is a great one.

My suggestion is Red Dawn.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
If you want to say that I make shit up, at least save that for when I tell stories about fucking perfect young college students bareback. This was a late 20s whore who is very good but not great looking. Strip clubs are full of 1000s of girls like that.

Nina, the only way I know that I was her first of the evening is that I met her when her shift began. But of course no way to know what she did before she got to work.

I like GingerBread. That's my choice unless a better one comes along.
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
Yup. Plus she gives you the cookie, so Gingerbread is sounding like an even better fit!
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Corvus
9 years ago
I say 'Bertha". It would be distinct for a stripper and help prevent any confusion while high.
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PhantomGeek
9 years ago
Maybe Red Satin? She sounds like she has some really nice, smooth moves.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
There's also Gertrude, Blanche, Helga, Agatha, Edna, Mabel, Beulah, and Myrtle to consider.
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rl27
9 years ago
Gingerbread is perfect, the nickname is memorable and succinctly describes exactly what sets her apart from other of your favorites.
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rl27
9 years ago
John and Corvus,

You might laugh, but dancers do come up with very unsexy names. I actually knew dancers whose stage names were Bertha, Gertrude, Helga and Myrtle. Myrtle took her name from Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter, and would do these really stupid fake moans when doing a lap dance, ugh.

Helga was a hot blonde either in Minnesota or Wisconsin, and was supposedly her real first name. Gertrude was an average looking blondish redhead who gave a very decent dance. Bertha was this tall huge pig of a dancer who went by Big Bertha and danced in a few clubs in Dayton and Columbus years ago.
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Confucious
9 years ago
Confucious say "man with big wallet and small pee pee still get many strippers."
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
John say "Confucius is a funny little fucker."

GingerBread is the winner! Thanks for voting.
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Meursault
9 years ago
IG (Imaginary Girl)
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chessmaster
9 years ago
^its the drugs messing with his brain. He cant help it. Let him have his imaginary dream strippers.
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warhawks
9 years ago

If she's a true redhead... I go with Burning Bush.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
If she wasn't fully shaved burning bush would be a good one.
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pensionking
9 years ago
Unicorn -- too good to be true
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