Name That Stripper

One more.

Five

PUT (Poor unfortunate thing)

Let's see. How about Sneezy (no tissues), Dopey (on drugs), Doc (good for what ails you), Sleepy (how you feel when she's done with you), Bashful (nah, that doesn't work!), Grumpy (depending on how she wakes up), Happy (how she makes you feel) or Slutty (just made that one up, apologies to Walt!). ;-)

i see the problem here. you aren’t getting enough input because you didn’t post a pic. okay TUSCLers here is JohnSmith69’s latest conquest

now let’s all try real hard to name her for him

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Only in your imaginary dream state johnsmith.

You must be high.

"Bitch"?

Does she make sure every guy is the first of the evening?

If you really liked the feel of her pussy then something descriptive of why you liked her pussy so much sounds like a good idea for a nickname. However, I would try to come up with something better, and more memorable than "Good Pussy," which is too boring.

For instance there was this hooker / dancer, I fucked several times My nickname for her was "Flex," both for how fit she was, fitness model fit, and how she flexed her pussy when we did it. Her pussy was very tight to begin with, but once she tightened her pussy wow.

Other times I have a bad time coming up with a nickname, for example a recently favorite of mine. She Is a very energetic and tiny dancer, very cute face with the best example of DSL lips, I have ever had the joy of finding. She is also a master at blowjobs, excellent technique. Unfortunately the best I can come up with so far is "Mini Hoover"

Gingerbread. Lmao. She's a ginger and she takes your bread. And tis the season.

Gingerbread is a great one.

My suggestion is Red Dawn.

If you want to say that I make shit up, at least save that for when I tell stories about fucking perfect young college students bareback. This was a late 20s whore who is very good but not great looking. Strip clubs are full of 1000s of girls like that.

Nina, the only way I know that I was her first of the evening is that I met her when her shift began. But of course no way to know what she did before she got to work.

I like GingerBread. That's my choice unless a better one comes along.

Yup. Plus she gives you the cookie, so Gingerbread is sounding like an even better fit!

I say 'Bertha". It would be distinct for a stripper and help prevent any confusion while high.

Maybe Red Satin? She sounds like she has some really nice, smooth moves.

There's also Gertrude, Blanche, Helga, Agatha, Edna, Mabel, Beulah, and Myrtle to consider.

Gingerbread is perfect, the nickname is memorable and succinctly describes exactly what sets her apart from other of your favorites.

John and Corvus,

You might laugh, but dancers do come up with very unsexy names. I actually knew dancers whose stage names were Bertha, Gertrude, Helga and Myrtle. Myrtle took her name from Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter, and would do these really stupid fake moans when doing a lap dance, ugh.

Helga was a hot blonde either in Minnesota or Wisconsin, and was supposedly her real first name. Gertrude was an average looking blondish redhead who gave a very decent dance. Bertha was this tall huge pig of a dancer who went by Big Bertha and danced in a few clubs in Dayton and Columbus years ago.

Confucious say "man with big wallet and small pee pee still get many strippers."

John say "Confucius is a funny little fucker."

GingerBread is the winner! Thanks for voting.

IG (Imaginary Girl)

^its the drugs messing with his brain. He cant help it. Let him have his imaginary dream strippers.

If she's a true redhead... I go with Burning Bush.

If she wasn't fully shaved burning bush would be a good one.

Unicorn -- too good to be true