For when you've got that itch to scratch

Look, this place isn't impressive. The first time I walked in I swear the woman dancing was one of the worst looking women I've ever seen. But there is always one decent choice, and that's what matters. If you only have time in the afternoon for one place, and want some "added benefits", this is an easy win. Give her a few bucks, enjoy her kitty view, then adjourn to the side or back area for a 41 dollar, three song "dance" that has exactly one move. In my experience, you can touch almost anywhere too, so if you need help getting home, go for it.

You won't be proud of yourself, or be wowed, with an afternoon visit. But the girls are approachable and the product is reliable, and I've spent a 60 bucks on much less than stress release and water elsewhere (gotta get a water, stay hydrated).