So, I finally got a gun permit the other day and went to a local gun shop to look for a quality pistol of 9mm/.40 caliber that would be comfortable in my hand and good for home protection.
After looking at and handling several pistols and with a lot of good input from the helpful young lady I made a selection. Time to pay.
She said, "Strip down, facing me."
'WTF," I thought. "These screening rules are getting out of hand. I think I'll call the NRA and gripe!". Well, I really wanted the gun, so I complied.
There was a sudden cacophany of screams, sirens and big mean guys pointing guns at me.
Turns out she was just telling me how to orient my credit card in the reader. Talk about embarrassing. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They really should be more careful when giving instruction to seniors!


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