A normal day at the strip club

The cheapest has always been the Sunnyvale Brass Rail. Show up with $20 at lunch time. Buy a bowl of chili and my soft drink at the hofbrau price instead of the bar price.

Then wait until the lunch time crowd leaves and for when my current fav gets her set. Go to the second stage, the one which has the most pseudo privacy. Then pass out the rest of my money $1 at a time as I have great fun watching her put on a show for me. And after each song when she comes to round up her money, I have some little thing to say to her.

If I bring another $20 I can get her to sit with me and have drink. Some times I can get her to sit at the bar with me, and stick her knees into my crotch.

Talking nicely to her and all, she can be readied for all manner of civilian dating.

At the other Sunnyvale clubs, you probably want about $40, as they have some limited no touching private dances. But as the girls can do these, they will want to get that money.

No matter, they also can be easily prepped for civilian dating. And then if you want P4P OTC, those that do this can also be lined up.

Moderate cost, lots of fun, but no onsite sex or sex acts. For this latter it has to be S.F. or my preferred venue, AMPs.

SJG

I've clubbed with JohnSmith69 three or four times now, so I think I got his routine down. He'll bring 1K, and he'll dress like he doesn't have any money. Blue jeans and a white shirt, looking like he does construction work :)

He's ahead of the game though. He wants to test the strippers out. He'll bring a lot of money, but he'll dress like he doesn't have any money. The strippers that are good at their job will make their way over to him. Smart strippers know you can't assume someone doesn't have a lot of money based on the way he dresses. If you don't come over to him, you miss out on a chance of him potentially making your night, and you miss out on a chance of becoming his new DS :)

I first PM Juice for some inspiration.

I'm not a planner and more of a spur-of-the-moment SCer; thus sometimes I'll hit a club in the late-afternoon; and sometimes in the eve b/w 10:30 pm and 11 pm since South FL clubs close late (Miami-Dade county clubs usually around 5 a.m.) so they get going a bit late.

More often than not I'll hit a $5/$10 per floor-dance black club – these are usually small spots w/ not too much seating and I usually sit at the bar (although I normally sit at the bar even in larger clubs w/ more seating) – in the small-black clubs dances are on the floor and I normally prefer to get them on my barstool vs a low-chair.

As I've often stated; I don't have faves and I'm into variety thus I prefer to see dancers I've never seen b/f.

At $5 or $10 per dance; I pretty much start getting dances as soon as I am approached if I like the dancer enough (and not too hard for me to like most black dancers).

I'll usually walk-in with min $300 these days and sometimes $500 if I am really horny and may hit another club afterwards or may get extras which I do from time to time (even when I get extra I still get dances from lots of other dancers) - but I don't necessarily spend everything I walk in with.

I almost always wear shorts unless it's a bit of an upscale club and it's a night visit (and always commando) – I'll also wear a comfortable no-neck t-shirt (and living in Miami I can wear shorts year-round).

On dayshift will always drink water – nightshift just a beer.

Well about JS69, he's just being smart. But to get away with dressing like that, you either got to be really loaded like he is, or you've got to live in Silicon Valley.

Myself I expect to be out of Silicon Valley and visiting extreme dives, starting with the black ones, and doing first night FS-ITC and OTC's.

SJG

Doyle Bramhall II, Green Light
https://youtu.be/76pXYqPVdEE?t=1h22m15s
playing left handed, with a left hander's body, but with the strings put on for a right hander. This is how he learned as a child. I first noticed this from these videos with Clapton. I could see that the strings were on upside down. And if I listened close and closely watched him play, I could also tell. So this was when I first looked the man up.

I walk in wearing shorts, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt, with $5 in my pocket. I sit at the bar, wave the $5 and yell "who wants the honor of eating my cum today?"

Of the three or four who come running, I pick the one I want, whip it out at the bar, and push her face down in my lap. I nut, while holding her nose, pull out of her mouth, wipe the rest on her hair, put it away, zip up, and leave.

Text my CF I will be there tonight, mostly Wed night.

Arrive at approx 7pm before it gets to busy. Jerk off a few times prior so I don't LDK to soon.

Hopefully my CF is not to occupied when I arrive. I tend to get jealous. I sit at a spot we both are aware of.

When my CF is free eye contact is made and I know what that means.

I make my way to the bathroom. Stall #2. Within 10 minutes we are both going back and forth sucking each others dick.

Yep that Miguel and I are a natural fit.

:)

GMD, no fooling, that cheap and that easy and in the front room? I don't believe you.

sflguy123, SHIT!

SJG

I make sure I'm clean, smell nice, and am dressed nice (e.g. button-up shirt, slacks.) Dash of cologne, breath mints, etc - considering how many fishermen and random Amholes the girls get around here, it makes you stand out (especially if you're a fat guy like me but can make nice clothing look good.)

I'll typically go out with anywhere from $400-600 - enough for a couple of dances and a VIP (if desired) at my preferred venue. I expect to spend it all, and sometimes even tip the rest if I'm done for the night.

Time depends, but usually I do the evenings - more choices overall and less supervision (though this depends on the club/management, too - one club might be best in the evenings, while others you might get some mileage in the afternoons.) I work days, so a daytime trip would basically have to be on a weekend anyway.

I usually don't go out to the club more than once every couple of months though - got plenty of other uses for that money, and going to a club with $40 (cover and one LD) just isn't worth it to me. Go big or go home, as they say.

I do mostly the afternoons because usually there's no bouncer, which means more potential mileage for you depending on the dancer.

@Papi- I prefer variety too. What I'm looking for is high mileage from a girl who's at least a 8. Unfortunately there's not too many of those options in my hometown. The few 8's and 9's here work in low mileage places, and the high mileage places have the 4's, 5's, and 6's. My CF is a 9 and I get VHM dances from her, so it's a win win for me, and that's why I go to her club regularly.

@anon4231

I understand about less supervision at night because there are too many people to supervise. But my own experience, especially at Club-Ante in San Mateo ( closed now ) is that lots more goes on during the daytime. The bouncers allow it, and usually they are getting tipped out.

And then at the Sunnyvale Brass Rail, the daytime girls go much further in putting on a show and stretching their skimpy panties so they really cover nothing, and in getting friendly when they sit with you. At night they get lots of money without doing any such things, so they don't.

And then in a San Francisco place, 'extras' are okay in the mornings when it is just the tipped out bouncers watching. Once the owner shows up later in the afternoon, that stops.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/

about legalizing prostitution, my reply to ColdnShallow
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

about Elon Musk and investing in yourself:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Viagra restrictions:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Shadowcat's thread which I missed:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Adelitas Way - Adelitas Way [Full Album] [2009]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05saGcz_…

Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival Part 1 DVD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76pXYqPV…

Doyle Bramhall II, Green Light
https://youtu.be/76pXYqPVdEE?t=1h22m15s
playing left handed, with a left hander's body, but with the strings put on for a right hander. This is how he learned as a child. I first noticed this from these videos with Clapton. I could see that the strings were on upside down. And if I listened close and closely watched him play, I could also tell. So this was when I first looked the man up.

Cream "White Room/Crossroads/Badge" Live-2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtWzR5Rk…

100% guaranteed true, SJG.

GMD, cheap, easy to set up, and right in the front room? I know which region you are usually in, and I still strain to believe this.

PM me where it is at?

You know, I'm not really interested in BBBJ 'til completion. Preliminary BBBJ yes. But I'm more into having an effect on the girl, like DFK, DATY, and FS.

But if it works just like the way you say, then probably most of the girls will just do whatever a guy wants. And that is what GFE means.

So I am most interested!

SJG

about legality and morality of prostitution, my reply to ColdnShallow
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

Layla, Madison Square Garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_…

"And then in a San Francisco place, 'extras' are okay in the mornings when it is just the tipped out bouncers watching. Once the owner shows up later in the afternoon, that stops."

sjg: what club is that? Pm if you're not comfortable saying it for some reason. I can't figure out what place it might be, based on the description

On a typical trip:
i'll already have an appointment with my cf (haven't had an atf in a couple of years), and she'll be waiting for me at the bar, by herself, when I walk in early afternoon
I'll have $300-$400... $100 for food & drinks, the rest for 2-3 vip dances

Subra, I PMed you.

Have appointment with your CF, but at the strip club? Why not at a motel or at your home?

SJG

SJG: Interesting. Maybe it's Seattle clubs then. Or just bad/good luck the times I've been.

anon4231,

I think the alcohol inspectors only come around at night, because that is when, say in bars, they might find them letting in under aged people.

Here in CA, the alcohol inspectors are also the main regulators of strip clubs. They don't seem to understand that in strip clubs, more rules are violated during the daytime. In many, during the daytime there really aren't any rules.

I believe that people here can vouch for this about the clubs in the South East, and especially the Black clubs.

But then where you are going, it might just be that they do what they do and don't try to hide it. Of course this is best.

And then at night time of course, there are always more girls, younger girls, and hotter looking girls.

More of the daytime girls have SO's and/or kids in school.

Thanks,

SJG

Typical visit is early afternoon wearing business casual attire carrying 300 to 500. I hate the thought of running out of cash in case I see a dancer that really interest me. I club a lot (far too much) so many of the ladies know me and I usually end up partying with them. My overall objective is chasing OTC so I rarely get a lot of dances unless I'm with a new dancer that interests me.

I have also partyed with JS69 a couple of times and he is exactly as the OP describes. Great guy to club with.

Since I'm home at the moment, I'll go with the normal Tootsie's routine: I (try to) take a nap around 8 and get up at 10 to get ready, which mostly consists of showering, etc. and ironing my clothes. Wardrobe usually consists of a collared long-sleeve shirt and some slacks...

...this was a problem Saturday: two girls got their outfits caught on my shirt buttons, so the dances were very short and half the songs were spent trying to undo the entanglements...

...so I might go to a T-shirt and jeans combo, but I doubt it: I'll just stay away from chicks with those outfits. So, that's the fit. Leave my place sometime between 11 and 11:30, get to the club around midnight. Hit the VIP entrance - I think the added access is worth the extra $10, as upstairs tends to treat me well - and start my evening. Usually have between $5-800, but sometimes more. I always check the board to see what familiar names are there that night. Don't buy drinks, as I don't drink. Don't really tip stage, mainly because I'm constantly moving between upstairs and downstairs - like 'every 15 minutes' constantly. Usually stay until the dancers get relatively desperate (around 4), although I've been known to shut it down.

I club when I feel like clubbing, which is more often than I should. It is almost always on a weekday night early in the week, which you will see reflected in my reviews. I work during the day and I have a family, so clubbing during the day is normally not an option.

I bring $500 - 700, depending on where I am and what I plan on doing. $500 is more than enough for a great night out where I currently live, but I need more in some of my travel locations.

On Sunday nights I am dressed more casually and on work days I will be in anything from business casual to full suits, though when I am traveling I am usually suited up.

I rarely do lapdances. I may do so if I need to in order to close the deal with an OTC target or I am in an extras club, but otherwise never. I tip enterprising girls barside and seek OTC from the ones who interest me. The ones who REALLY interest me will get $20 stage tips in addition to barside contributions. But in any event I generally limit the money I give any one girl ITC to about $150 or so since I want the OTC money that I'm offering to still look attractive.

^^^^^^^^^ The same night OTC expert himself, giving us an update on his magnum opus, The System.

SJG

I usually arrive at the club some time in the evening, although sometimes earlier in the afternoon if there is a game or event. I always arrive freshly showered with hair and makeup ready so that 1) I look good walking into the club and 2) I can spend as little amount of time in the dressing room as possible. I usually only bring enough money for parking and SOMETIMES a few extra bucks for a snack or drink. When I arrive, I usually dress casually but not homeless-like. I still look cute. You never know when a rich athlete will invite you to hangout after your shift. Then I take off my clothes and put on my stripper outfit.

!

SJG

Pappy chubby lmfao pm joose four inspirational lol

First im at the house playing John Madden or Call of Duty on my Xbox...then it hits me..Foooooking A !......since im committed to no longer spend major cash on my usual trips due to my local clubs only offer high mileage to low mileage no extras ITC. I save up for trips to Atlanta, Detroit, Phoenix, Houston, Miami, Baltimore and other major cities that have ultra high mileage and extras ITC.

So back to the story of my normal trips.. after discovering the itch to go..i quicky microwave four beef, bean and cheesy burritos. After my snack and washing it down with a two liter of Diet Mountain Dew i head off to the bank to withdraw $60 ... $10 for taco bell, $10 to get into the club, $10 on 2 beers with tip, $10 for stage tipping, $20 for a lapdance or waffle house witch ever comes first and these days it's usually being honest the later.

Then back at the house to ejaculation myself, drink a full bottle of red wine and pass the fuck out

I would agree with lone_wolf that js69 is a great guy to club with. I believe the last time I hung with him he took a couple hits with a stripper ITC.

So today I did my routine and went to my CF's club. Unfortunately she wasn't there today. I just chilled back and had a couple of drinks. There weren't any girls hot enough for my standards to try a lapdance with. I checked out two clubs today and spent a total of 15 bucks. I try to look at the bright side in everything, at least I saved some money today for my next club visit. You can get better mileage during the day, but usually the girls aren't as hot as the nightshift.

You guys want honesty that is what being honest looks like ^^^

Yes!

SJG

Roll in, sit down, chat, VIP, out the door minus $200 to 300.

The OP has my system figured out except I'm going for rich beach bum instead of construction worker. Apparently I'm not quite there yet.

Naw, JS69 has got more style than a beach bum.

Perfect car for him:
https://www.rolls-roycemotorcars.com/en-…

V12, 650hp, and lots of rubber.

High-End Radar Detector included

Selection of High-End Dream Strippers included

SJG

Linda Ronstadt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMy8GzeH…

georgmicrodong is so full of shit he must have been a McD shitter in a past life


Joined Apr 2009
Clubs: 20
Reviews: 41
20 Hours Ago • I walk in wearing shorts, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt, with $5 in my pocket. I sit at the bar, wave the $5 and yell "who wants the honor of eating my cum today?"

Of the three or four who come running, I pick the one I want, whip it out at the bar, and push her face down in my lap. I nut, while holding her nose, pull out of her mouth, wipe the rest on her hair, put it away, zip up, and leave.

Lol

I have always found GMD to be credible. And of what he is saying about front room BJ's, I want it to be true.

You get better service in your home clubs. Don't know why so many guys don't understand this and go for tourism.

GMD, PM me as to where it is?

SJG