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Can strippers cook?

mikeya02

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

You betcha! Here is what one made for me....

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mikeya02

Juice told me his made him this...

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shailynn

^^^ that is some funny shit right there

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440viking

YUCK!

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440viking

I'd rather go hungry.

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JuiceBox69

Lol, I'm all in

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sharkhunter

That makes my cooking look good.

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Dominic77

Iron Chef Macaroni and Cheese?

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shadowcat

I knew a married stripper at the Columbia SC Platinum Plus. She had a regular whale that used to come to see her ever other month from Tennessee. Some times he even brought his wife. She would cook dinner for them and her husband at her home.

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vincemichaels

I just lost my appetite.

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JimGassagain

If ever there was one that could cook, oh Nirvana for me!

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Meursault

Laugh if you must, but Wylie Dufresne charges $65 for that dish. That's artisanal small batch heirloom tomato ketchup. Each macaroni noodle is hand crafted by bending a soggy noodle around a virgin's ass. The mayonnaise used as the base for the ranch dressing is made with eggs from free range chickens who were raised in strict accordance with the Amish chicken purity laws of 1864. The nuggets are just from McDonald's.

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