I have never had the occasion...

I have never had the occasion to visit this club on a Friday night as I am not usually in town, but, on this date, had the opportunity, so I took it. Free parking! I've been here before and did not recognize any meaningful changes since my last visit. On this particular Friday evening, there were many more PLs and dancers than I usually encounter mid-week before 9:00 pm. I paid my entry fee and settled in to the bar stool with my Coca-Cola. I was having a hard time identifying a dancer that seemed to give off a slutty enough vibe for my liking.

I was initially approached by a slim Hungarian woman who cooed in my ear and stroked my thigh. We chatted a good while, before she got around to asking for a dance in private. When she recoiled in horror after I asked her about kissing in the back room, I knew she was all front room and no delivery, so I passed. Shortly thereafter, the club ran a two-for-one special -- I was getting bored and accepted the next invitation from a brunette. She offered $30 topless and $40 naked. Since it was 2 for 1, I took the $40 to which she complimented my manliness. Then she proceeded to give a two-song dance avoiding my manliness. Buh-bye.

Was considering leaving when I spied a heavily tatted latina (?). She caught my drift and approached me warmly. I decided to take her in the back and stay with topless dance. Sluttiness accomplished! She was very interested in the boys' happiness, prompting a second topless dance. She kept grabbing my hands and directing them toward her tits, her ass and her holiest of holies pulling aside her g-string. With this kind of contact, who needs nude?! This gal loved to be groped and nuzzle my neck. I just wish I could remember her name. After $60 and modest tip later, she was thanking me telling me how much fun SHE had and I was on my way.