Any of you guys like when the stripper sits on your face?
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Face sitting
Jun 26, 2016, 1:59 PM
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I love it. Not actually done that in a strip club though, but done my share of DATY in San Francisco strip clubs.
Any of you guys into Sex Furniture, and ideas on what works well, including for face sitting?
SJG
As long as she passes my eye test for cleanliness and risk (which is a definite minority of dancers I've encountered), then absolutely.
OK as long as she is clean shaven. I hate whisker burn. :)
-->"As long as she passes my eye test for cleanliness and risk"
I, too, do an ocular assessment to gauge her risk. Then, it's all aboard!
Anything to look out for?
Open sores, scabs, thick fluids oozing out, fishy smell?
Sometimes razor burn can look gnarly.
Razor burn and herpes can look very similar. I would say razor burn is always closed, but so is herpes early on before it opens. I honestly don't take chances with my health when it comes to that. If it doesn't look squeaky clean, and there are any bumps, sores, scabs, etc...which I can't tell without a shadow of a doubt are not a concern, I don't dine. It's just not worth it.
Even if I can tell, it doesn't look attractive at that point, so I don't want it anyways.
Not usually. Each of the dancers I've eaten, and I think there's been 6 total, has to pass multiple visual and sniff tests before I'll proceed. In addition, I need to take time to assure myself, to the best of my ability, that she's not high volume.
Hypocritical, you say, since I often ask a girls to blow me bare when first meeting? Yep.
Another silly glossary term..
SOMF-- Sit on my face
Only if she's just finished in VIP! Lol
Hell no in most cases, nearly all cases in fact.
It looks hot in porn, I haven't tried it though.
Big fan of DATY outside the club but lets be honest, after she's been up on stage sweating a couple of sets and even more a consideration been in the VIP a couple of times it doesn't seem nearly as inviting. Add in the proportion of dancers who smoke like chimneys (and I swear you can taste a difference in a smoker's pussy juice) and its all less inviting to me in the club (there is an occasional exception)....
IDK, one can run the risk of suffocating, there are alternative methods
I had an ATF who really liked to sit on my face then immediately switch to DFK. Never did understand that. I'm not a big fan of kissing someone that just sucked my dick.
Like I mentioned earlier - to me it looks like it can be potentially dangerous:
What type of furniture do you think is best for face sitting?
SJG
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Face sitting makes me claustrophobic
A girl squatting in high heels is a real turn on.
SJG
Love it when they stand on the couch and take a seat while facing me. Almost inviting a daty session. Just bring a travel sized case of wet-ones. Sounds weird but they appreciate it. Had a great time in Montreal with this. Once some dancer with sharp pussy stubble was being an a-hole and trying to slice my face. I almost gut punched the broad
As long as she is clean shaven and no sign of genital worts, or herpies.
Depends on the girl's weight. Papi's girls need not apply!š
I luv it! I've delivered cunnilingus multiple times in clubs around Los Angeles. My most memorable licks, though, were in D.C. and Pittsburgh: the girls let me eat them out right on the stage.
Dain you had great luck in DC. Iām surprised you got that sort of action in as it seemed like a very low contact or no contact city.
I enjoy eating stripper pussy OTC - as itās more relaxed - and thereās more room to get comfortable. If Iām ITC - itās all about me getting off - as the clock is usually ticking (or the song counter is going up).
nope. Don't need her farting on my face and I don't put my tongue near pussy that I have not inspected previously.
There's about three threads I've written replies on and not posted in the past few minutes. This one I just have to day something about. If a woman is straddling your head there's at least one way that doesn't have her asshole by your nose. Anything that's involving an ass that's been sitting on the same well used club furniture I've been sitting on ITC is a game time decision.
They are talking about the girl on her knees. Maybe on the bed. That is too claustrophobic. And on the bed would not work well with high heels.
On the floor so so.
But best is squating:
But I don't think most can squat that low, and for a while.
How wide can a sex chair do you think most could squat over?
SJG
"Just when I thought āman Iām bored todayā thereās obviously at least one person more bored than me. Someone searching for furniture to have sex on, with a goat."
Shailynn wrote this on the other thread so all I need to do now is LOL.
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face, and say that I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralize,
when I'm between your thighs,
you blow me away.
Sit on my face, and my let my lips embrace you.
Life can be fine if we both 69,
if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places,
And play 'til we're blown away.
Monty Python, ladies and gentlemen.
No chance in hell. I picture all the other mouths, let alone dicks, that have been there, and that's a hard pass.
