Don't Do It...Really, Just Don't Do It

So, that dumb decision I referred to in my Miami Gold review…it was coming here. Figured I’d get some cheap dances to end the night at a place that I hadn’t gone to in a while. I was quickly reminded why, and I doubt I’ll ever go back.

The layout is the same as it always was: enter on the front right, a few high top tables, stage and bar toward the back, pool table and bathrooms on the extreme left. I do like the hardwood floors, though. Someone also seems to have painted within the last few years. The floors and the paint were about the only good things here.

Oh, one other: the prices are on signs now. Cover is $10 Sun-Thu and $20 on the weekends. It’s free before 8. Table dances are $5 with private table dances (I don’t know either, but that’s what the sign said) at $10 and LDS are $10 with private LDs (now this makes much more sense) being $20). There’s a “smoke room” that’s $10 for 10 minutes. VIP is $25, “baller” is $50 and champagne is $100. I believe those prices are per half hour. They say there’s a 2 drink and 1 dance minimum, but…yeah.