Ultra Lounge
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17444 Biscayne Blvd, North Miami Beach, FL 33160, USA*

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IHearVoices
Jun 29, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

Decided to bring in 38 by trying the spot out. I was attracted to the supposed 2-4-1 dance special on Tuesdays advertised on the site, but of course it was not to be. Oh well. Special was apparently free entry (I just walked right in after the two guys in front of me) and parking (which was on a flyer inside the club – because it ‘always’ makes sense to have your flyers for that night’s specials ‘inside’ the club) and $50 bottles.

Got there at about 11:45 and walked in. Bathrooms, I think, are on the right side of the front hallway as you walk in. Main stage up front, satellite stage on the left side about halfway back. It’s right in front of the DJ booth and behind a second bar: the main bar is toward the back. Low tables surrounding the stage, a few tables with high chairs on the sides. Place has 7 TVs. There are four curtained areas on the right where you can get LDs, although no one pulled them last night. There’s at least one round booth type table on the right side. Some supposed ballers – none of whom were over 5’5” and all of whom were really plainly dressed – bought some bottles and sat there. I’m pretty sure I outspent them all on dances, and I didn’t spend that much.

Speaking of dances…the girls: maybe about 15, mostly AA. No thick types, but maybe only 3-4 spinners. The rest I would call average build. They were alright in looks, but no one I’d put above an 8 in that area and maybe only one of those.

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