Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford Best 5 Videos

Should have a disclaimer. Not responsible for carpal tunnel, or something to the effect.

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As a charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I would ask that you please refrain from breaking the Internet. We need it for our members only on-line Parcheesi tournament, which will start as soon as we get our 4th member.

Keep breaking it! You are doing it right

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The disclaimer should have read "gays guys afraid of real women should not click" :)

Boobpedia says she was born in Pennsylvania but she looks ethnic - do you know if she has an ethnic background (you may have posted it b/f but can't remember).

Those are some big fake boobs I can appreciate for sure.

I mean...I'd love to just bury my face in those things. Let's be real.

I don't think they are fake

Papi, I agree that she looks more exotic than your usual northwest European mix, but according to the bio page on her website officialabigailratchford.com:

Abigail is from Pennsylvania and comes from an Irish, German and French descent.

I think her heavy use of makeup causes her to look more exotic than she really is. But golly, you gotta love the combination of black hair, green eyes, and 36DD-24-36 figure!

Daybreaker, I sympathize with your sentiment entirely (you're a chick, right?) -- I would like to get lost in those boobs and never find my way out -- but I agree with Papi that they appear real. Keep in mind that I'm kind of an expert in this area :)

Boobpedia often specifies enhanced or natural but they don't seem to have too much info on Abigail

They're fake. I can post a link to a pretty well- circulated photo of her before her boob job. They look fantastic though!

Huh! And I thought I knew my naturals from my fakes!

Fakes.

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I saw this girl on thedirty.com. Apparently she used to be a escort (maybe she still is), and she has a sugar daddy.

@mrdeuce I would have thought they were real too, until I had a boob job myself a few months back. In all my research (which was fun for a boob fanatic like myself) I learned that boob jobs are getting REALLY good. If someone goes cheap they'll look fake. But I know girls with fake boobs that you'd never guess were fake! I might be a little biased but I think mine look pretty natural. I didn't go cheap. It was worth it though.

Back to Abi though...I've always thought her body put Kate Upton's to shame. Especially as Kate has been getting older.

Oh, most importantly...with the latest innovations in breast augmentation, they FEEL real. That was a big deal to me. I have a friend with saline ones who told me they felt like having "water balloons". The top of the line silicone feels really er...boob-like? for lack of a better expression ;)

Interesting stuff about boob jobs. What do you know about the new "gummy bear implants"? Two strippers at my usual club have them, and to me they look -- and feel :) -- almost perfectly natural. Do you know anything about relative cost and safety compared with the older silicone implants?

As a matter of fact, I have the "gummy bear" implants. They're more expensive than the older silicone-not by a crazy amount or anything. They are MUCH more expensive than saline but safety wise, they have much less risk for pretty much all of the common complications, and because they are highly cohesive, a rupture would be far less likely and less dangerous if it did occur. I can honestly say, having had bigger boobs before yoga turned me into a hardbody, that my implants feel way more natural to me and on my body than I could have hoped for.

The gummy bear implants are literally that. You can slice them in half and nothing would move. Mrs sea knows abigail's body very well and that woman is not a 36DD. Mrs sea is bigger than that and we think abigail is the same size if not just a little bigger than mrs sea is.

On the topic of abigail; we're looking for this dress:
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We have scoured the internet trying to find this exact dress because mrs sea wants it VERY badly. We both pride ourselves in finding absolutely anything and everything no one else can find and we cannot find this exact dress at all. We've found some very similar but not the exact dress. I dare say if someone found this exact dress mrs sea would repay with a pic of her in it. (She's asleep so don't tell her I said that) Hell, she'd probably wear it to Follies whenever we go.