El Camaleon Gentlemen's Club
Closed
1016 Reed Ave, Akron, OH 44306, USA*

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carlos_spiceyweiner
Jun 28, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
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Visited: Friday Evening

This review is based on two separate visits.

Write this one off as just one more forgettable titty bar in Akron. Inside, it's fairly clean, though still basically a dump. There a a few tables scattered about and a small stage area. There are about eight terrible chairs at the bar--way too high and wobbly. I've never seen chairs this awful, uncomfortable as hell. On my first visit, I got a few dances from a cute, older thin redhead who said she had returned to Ohio from Florida. She was really sweet, and I was hoping to spend some more time with her since she gave a really good grind. After she took a bathroom break, she was stopped by a man who must have been a manager (or owner) who seemed to give her a big speech on how close she could dance to the customers. I say this since her next dance was decidedly more tame. After that, I decided to take off but saw two decent looking girls walk in, which convinced me a return visit and a VIP might be in order.

The second visit was awful. Bleccchhhhhh! Barrrffffffff! Awful. I got dances from two AA girls. The first was a pretty cute with a great petite frame, nice tits and a good round ass. She told me she didn't want to dance too close since it was humid and she was sweaty. Wanting to get closer to her tits, I told her I didn't mind. (Honestly, I don't mind if a dancer is sweaty as long as she smells nice.) Huge mistake. Immense mistake. This girl stuck her chest in my face and gave me a whiff of the worst body odor imaginable. This smell was from the bowels of hell. It wasn't bad pussy or ass. It wasn't even "normal" bo. It smell like a combination of vomit and stank that had have been created in some government lab. Only, it probably wasn't. I bailed, tossed a few dollars at her and stepped outside for some fresh air. It was that bad.

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