OT: Craziest Thing You've Ever Witnessed
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
In true Crazyjoe style, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen with your own eyes? No 2nd hand stories, no YouTube videos.
Mine seem to all revolve around water.
1. Dumbass in a ski nautique doing donuts, one turn too hard, flipped the boat. Guys came to the rescue and actually flipped the boat upright and guy got it started and drove off. I hope he took it straight to a trailer because if he docked it, it probably would have sunk due to the bilge pumps being over worked.
2. Pontoon airplane crashing into lake, dude may have wanted to practice some more water landings. Pilot and passenger survived, plane towed to shore by 3 boats.
3. Guy on wakeboard being chased by small shark in ocean. He got out of the water in time.
Mine seem to all revolve around water.
1. Dumbass in a ski nautique doing donuts, one turn too hard, flipped the boat. Guys came to the rescue and actually flipped the boat upright and guy got it started and drove off. I hope he took it straight to a trailer because if he docked it, it probably would have sunk due to the bilge pumps being over worked.
2. Pontoon airplane crashing into lake, dude may have wanted to practice some more water landings. Pilot and passenger survived, plane towed to shore by 3 boats.
3. Guy on wakeboard being chased by small shark in ocean. He got out of the water in time.
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
31 comments
It was incredibly disturbing and odd, but I couldn't help but laugh when my wife just about screamed bloody murder when she saw.
Far from the craziest thing I've seen but the wanking cowboy above reminded me of it.
I'll say having a large dust devil form around me and move with me at the eye of it while I was walking. I'm glad no one saw that or filmed it. It would have looked highly suspicious and I can only imagine the comments I would have gotten. Especially since both the dust devil and me stopped outside my dorm building. I decided to walk through the eyewall to go inside the building but that was quite strange. It dissipated after I walked past it out of the center. There was no wind at the eye of it. I'm thankful no one filmed that. It was over 20 years ago. I thought about it and that is not the type of viral video you want everyone to see.
I don't know why he went back to the 80s for his name. Or why he thought carrying a toy rifle that was sized for an eight-year old and powder blue would impress college students.
So on this one trip two guys took their seats in first class. They were dressed nicely in suits and looked to be Latino. 20 minutes into the flight they pulled out brown bags and proceeded to eat their baloney sandwiches. They could afford first class tickets and didn't know that they would get a meal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pgm8I0B…
** I mean. Who dafaq, before leaving the house says to herself? Hmm. I need to go, but before I do, let me microwave this meal then take it with me to eat on the way there? Dafuq??
I've seen people play on their phones, read a newspaper, etc all while driving a car. But a microwave dinner? Really? Smh.
More recent than getting shot.
I never fly first class. It just seems silly to pay extra for something that is never really pleasant. Shove me in a cattle car for a couple of hours so I can get where I'm going!
That said, I have brought food on international flights even though I know I'll get fed. I've sometimes had really unappetizing meals on flights.
I do pay extra for priority boarding since that is usually cheap and it ensures my ability to get carry on space. I've also paid for (and have been fingerprinted and photographed for) a KTN.