OT: Netflix and Chilzzzzz
Meursault
Missouri
This is off topic and doesn't involve strippers in anyway, but in the spirit of JS69 I thought I would regale you with tales of my sexual exploits.
I was recently setup with a somewhat younger lady (she’s in her 30s, I’m in my 40s) by a friend. That went pretty well so we made plans for her to come over last night. We are both Verdi fans and she has a DVD of a performance from a music festival in Florence. I know I'm lame, but wait, it gets lamer.
I had planned a JS69 style conquest (maybe she was a Dream Civvie or some other form of Dream Freak).
She showed up at 8:00 PM. There was still an hour of light left and I had worked a little later than expected so I still needed to walk my dog. That is not a euphemism. I literally had to walk the dog. She went with and luckily my dog is more charming than I am so it went well.
9:00 PM we put in the DVD. 9:30 PM we are close and she is leaning into me on the couch. If I was JS69 by 10:00 PM we’d be in the throws of passion. Sadly, I don’t know what was happening at 10:00 PM because at 11:45 PM I woke up and she was asleep on my shoulder. I sat there for another 15 minutes before she woke up and reminisced about times when I had testosterone and dignity.
I was recently setup with a somewhat younger lady (she’s in her 30s, I’m in my 40s) by a friend. That went pretty well so we made plans for her to come over last night. We are both Verdi fans and she has a DVD of a performance from a music festival in Florence. I know I'm lame, but wait, it gets lamer.
I had planned a JS69 style conquest (maybe she was a Dream Civvie or some other form of Dream Freak).
She showed up at 8:00 PM. There was still an hour of light left and I had worked a little later than expected so I still needed to walk my dog. That is not a euphemism. I literally had to walk the dog. She went with and luckily my dog is more charming than I am so it went well.
9:00 PM we put in the DVD. 9:30 PM we are close and she is leaning into me on the couch. If I was JS69 by 10:00 PM we’d be in the throws of passion. Sadly, I don’t know what was happening at 10:00 PM because at 11:45 PM I woke up and she was asleep on my shoulder. I sat there for another 15 minutes before she woke up and reminisced about times when I had testosterone and dignity.
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Messing around with women in their 30s is complicated.
Here's what I found:
20s - just want to party.
Late 20s - still just want to party or are freaking out because they're pushing 30 and aren't married yet.
30s - really flipping out if they aren't married yet - if you meet one of those - run fast. If they've already been married and divorced then they are looking for 1 of 2 things. The 2nd husband or they just want to party when their kids are being watched on the weekend by someone else.
40s - they just want to have sex. Plain and simple.
Sorry I haven't delved in to women in their 50s yet.
Yeah, what's up with the avatar, Shailynn?
All is not lost on this one. She trusts you enough to fall asleep at your place. Your dick in her mouth is in your future.