OT: Netflix and Chilzzzzz
Meursault
Missouri
Tuesday, June 28, 2016 6:59 AM
This is off topic and doesn't involve strippers in anyway, but in the spirit of JS69 I thought I would regale you with tales of my sexual exploits.
I was recently setup with a somewhat younger lady (she’s in her 30s, I’m in my 40s) by a friend. That went pretty well so we made plans for her to come over last night. We are both Verdi fans and she has a DVD of a performance from a music festival in Florence. I know I'm lame, but wait, it gets lamer.
I had planned a JS69 style conquest (maybe she was a Dream Civvie or some other form of Dream Freak).
She showed up at 8:00 PM. There was still an hour of light left and I had worked a little later than expected so I still needed to walk my dog. That is not a euphemism. I literally had to walk the dog. She went with and luckily my dog is more charming than I am so it went well.
9:00 PM we put in the DVD. 9:30 PM we are close and she is leaning into me on the couch. If I was JS69 by 10:00 PM we’d be in the throws of passion. Sadly, I don’t know what was happening at 10:00 PM because at 11:45 PM I woke up and she was asleep on my shoulder. I sat there for another 15 minutes before she woke up and reminisced about times when I had testosterone and dignity.
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