Trying not to be a butthurt PL
Meursault
Missouri
Saturday, June 25, 2016 2:15 AM
As a long time strip club chump I realize that I can not avoid some level of pathetic loser-ness. I always try to avoid becoming one of the most pathetic strains of strip club loser though: the "BR" (butthurt regular). I can usually avoid it. I don't care about a stripper's boyfriend/husband. I don't care if she only sees me as a scuzzy old man that she cons out of money. I don't care when she is busy with other customers. I don't care if she says she will be in and then isn't. What chaps my ass though, is if some other customer gets more for his dollar (e.g., pisses me off when female custies get all up and in a girl for $1 on stage, then I get a wave and half smile).
Just learned that a favorite met her current man at the club. At first I was unfazed (I don't care about their boyfriends), then after a few gin and tonics the butthurt pounced on me. Like this: I think wait, she met him after she met me. She met him at the club. Chances are he got more for his dollar than I did.
I know. I know. I should only care if I'm getting what I want for my money. It shouldn't matter. If I was sober I might not even care, after all I'm not looking to date a 20 something. Still, bet he got more out of his private dances than I ever did. It's like at work when I sign a contract but then get the nagging feeling I could have gotten more. It feels like losing.
The one upside to being a butthurt regular is you can save some money. New girls are usually cheaper than established favorites.
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