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Washington

Ok so this is going to be for the extreme newbie gringo because well, that's what I am, I don't speak Spanish and I'm pretty much just a nerdy/hippy white guy. I heard that the sex tourism was pretty good in TJ and being in SD for awhile I figured WTH. My experience is only with HK but here are some good tips for those like me looking to make the adventure.

-DO NOT worry about getting pesos, every price is quoted in USD and trying to constantly do the conversion math is a pain,especially after you're drunk,they want USD,they take USD. However, the club nor hotel takes credit cards, not for rooms, at the bar or the atm, plan accordingly.

-I took the trolley to San Ysidro it took 15 min max to get across the border @ 7pm on a Tuesday, I came back at 9am Wednesday and again, walked right through.

-IF you can go on a Monday or a Tuesday and can stay the night, get their VIP card(50$) this gives you 80% off on your room,a free drink and half price lap dances.
it also gives 20% discount on rooms every other night access to extra VIP rooms ect.

- The protocol of this place other than having stages/tables you can chill at is to have "drinks" with the women, it's a way to vet girls to see who you'd like to sleep with or get dances from ect, these drinks cost 9 dollars and there is no set time limit or acts that this actually buys you however, as in other reviews that you may or may not have read this is a great way to see the girls behavior (is she sucking down drinks left n right without doing much or is she slowly drinking hers while rubbing your junk and giving you a lapdance, it ranges greatly) so when getting the VIP card dances that are normally $21 become $11 so for 2 more dollars you go to a private room,where again, things range greatly but what your getting becomes more clear and I had this range from a basic dance(which in TJ involves touching everything) to girls jerking me off,me fingering them/playing with pussy 1 girl even was down to blow me but had no condom,this I had to decline, I roll safe as possible DON'T BE A FOOL,WRAP THE TOOL.

-A lot of the stuff I read being a couple to a few years old said 5 for a cab from the border to HK, I asked 3 drivers at the border all refused and said it was 10, whatcha gonna do, it was 10. Didn't even hassle on the way home, it was 10.

-YES the women were extremely hot and even on Tuesday there were to many to even keep track of. I had sex with 7 women, a few quoted me $100 but everyone ended up being $80, attempts at getting it cheaper didn't work but I also never tried to negotiate with a woman anyone would consider under a 9 lol. (again this was on a Tuesday night)

-Perks to having your own room,no knocks or calls when time is coming up,2 of the girls I was with were on the dot,when 30 min was up it was over whether the finish had happened or not, most of them just went with it and good times were had by all, well at least me.

-down side,getting your room cleaned when all your stuff is in there at a place like this to me was sketchy, I got around it by giving the hall guy a dollar before each session for a sheet I placed over the bed like they do in vegas, worked well.

-other reviews and tip blogs I read said take your own condoms/lube so I did, however they are available @ a dollar each at the front desk,some of the girls had their own condoms/lube which were Trojan and name brand.

-Now one of the things that made my night so easy and fun was my waiter, they are everywhere,probably as many waiters as dancers but the dude I lucked out with #139 Izai pronounced eze lol(ask for him if you go) spoke killer English and was honest with the peso math(I was going to Mexico, I figured I needed Pesos and this was info I couldn't find on the net) he knew the girls well and could wrangle up whatever I wanted, the first thing I asked for was a sexy girl who spoke good English, boom, 2 min later I had just that, her name was "Aimee" again, ask for her.I spent half my night with her, she showed me around, broke the language barrier between the women who spoke no English(there were lots) and was a lot of fun. When it came time for the get down she was right on point with that as well!

-A couple of the girls I added time on with(Aimee being one) all of them dropped the rate to continue ranging from 60-40 dollars which as you guess gets you an extra 30 or so min or another bust whichever, I asked a few girls about an all night deal and this seems to go for an even 300. Some said 5 I didn't try and negotiate because I wasn't much interested it was just info hunting.

Welp folks I think that's about it, I had a great time, Aimee joined me in an around the club titty grab where I literally walked around with her giving every girl a dollar to feel them up/motorboat, I easily fondled 75+ pairs of titties, the stage shows these girls put on are legit, climbing to the top of the rafters on the pole,sliding down upside down ect, real gymnast type shit,the shaving cream show is fun, they even tried to put me on stage at one point, not sure what would have happened but this I declined lol. Only 2 floors of the club were open because of such a slow night, they play pretty good music, current american stuff/some older rap and then of course Spanish stuff that has good beats ect so its all chill, you can request songs but its a 5 dollar tip to the dj, better really want to hear the track lol. Have fun and be safe all. Cheers