It's all in the translation.

Better than I could do in Romanian. I really want to meet the princess of pole now.

I have to agree, whenever I'm speaking with someone with a strong accent that is hard to understand and they excuse their bad English I usually reply that you're doing better than I could in your language. Still, I did get a kick out of his writing.

I feel the exact same way as this guy when I get a satisfying nice, BJ in VIP. I see the light, I have many beers, all good is well. Long hair beauties around me surround.

I never criticize someone who is learning a language for trying to write in it. My old atf was from Romania and she would text things that were slightly off at times but her English overall was excellent. I marvel at how quickly people can learn English but I don't know how quickly I could learn their language.