What happened to the real Al and Bud Bundy?

They shot their pants

I should send that to the ex-dancer that texted me last night asking for $600. She hasn't danced in several years but just wants me to give her money. Lol

Reminds me of a dancer I knew who wanted me to pay her electric bill. I said, OK and met her. I told her we'd go to the Electric company's office and pay it. She starts screaming at me and throwing stuff out of her truck at me. Needless to say, I didn't pay the bill.

motor...I got one of those yesterday myself. Mine only wanted $60 though so I guess I should feel lucky?

Best line: "I'm not married to your midget-fucking mother."