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Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

It is literally a Cuban whore house+ nice strip club

Parking $2 on side of building $5 in front before 7 $5 after 7 for any space. Cover $5 before 7 $10 after 7 Military-Free 2 Minimum drinks from $6 per drink Minimum Fee to get in club and stay. $18-$27 However,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Another trip

Came back to follies after my first time about 3 months ago. This time I didn't partake in the VIP but still had fun. Had to valet this time but only $10 to make sure…

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you can't take it with you

when you see the sexy outfit your cf just bought and posted on social media or txt'd to you, and then 20 minutes later she tells you that her cell phone is going to be turned off tomorrow because she…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Mixed Bag, But I Pieced Together a Good Time

This is probably going to be the most difficult review I've written for TUSCL. During my visit, there were serious shortcomings, but also a few bright spots. Suffice it to say, my initial feelings of…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Cool place: he girls really vary, although some are definitely worth the visit...

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance, and…

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$2 bills are popular at strip clubs

9 out of 10 strippers prefer $2 bills over the $1. Crazy right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICY4HV80FFY&feature=youtu.be

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Thought new VIP would help

Went to Omar's Saturday night around 10. There are 2 entrances. One in the front from the street. One in the back from the parking lot but you have to climb some stairs to get…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

BBBJCIM

Look it up if u don’t already know. Or ask Robert Kraft haha Finally meet Katya (sp?) cute, great accent, friendly, hot body, but... the long hair just isn’t for me. But whatever I still had…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Not as good as usual

Haven’t been in a while. Got there just before 6. Cover was only $3. Ratio of dancers to customers seemed about 1:1. I was a little disappointed in overall quality/looks of dancers.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Tuesday night at Ybor Strip

This was a Tuesday evening, about 11ish. I had not been here for a couple of years and aware of some of the changes but figured it was my best option leaving downtown…

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Cracking Los Angeles Strip Clubs - Where to start?

Hey all, Next month I’ll be in LA for work and present for a few weeks through out the city. I might as well get some time in at the clubs but I’m a little perplexed how exactly I should go…

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Naming dancers

Why are so many reviews naming dancers name and what they did. That could get them into trouble with the club. Should we stop naming dancers?

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Serviceable

I relocated to Boston about half a year ago. Despite my previous lackluster experiences at Centerfold, curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to swing by last Friday night to unwind and ogle…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Speed Dating

Back to MBOT. As most know, it's run down and hardly seems like a party place in the afternoon and early evenings. The carpet is old, the theme rooms seem disused, though music is playing,…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Downward spiral

Club is the same as always. There hasn't been a nickel invested into the facilities for a long time. Now, on to the new stuff... Only 5 ladies working: Faith, Tyler, Wendy, Carmen,…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Nobody there

I travelled over, getting there on a Monday at 7:15 pm. There was a guy out front smoking, a guy at the pool table, and the bartender. That. Is. It.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Given the alternatives in area, ok

Another Monday night visit but I will say the outside of the place and parking lot are professional. Tons of lights, seemed high energy, a DJ and $5 cover and waitresses that seemed engaged.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Christina is smoking hot!

I went in for the hell of it to see if Alise was there and saw Ivy dancing on stage. I used to get VIP from her but she's not so friendly these days. Got…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Bartender was the best thing, and that was a guy

OK, as soon as you walk in there is the bar in front of you (after paying $5 cover). Order a straight booze drink and bartender he made a nice pour, about 6-7$.…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Not worth the trip

I have been here a few times throughout the years and never really had a good time. Not sure why I kept coming back. The quality if women they have is not very good and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good time and a bit of GPS

Decided to stop by dayshift at about 3 pm. No cover, no doorman, no booth fee. Club was fairly busy, only one open booth. Took a seat and watched the show. About 10-15…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Slow, but in the end worth it

So I had some time to kill before my flight and figured I’d stop in. I had checked out the reviews first so was keeping an eye out for Bella. When I went in I…

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Best place in Minnesota

Where’s the best place to go in Minnesota?

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

What a waste of time.

Went to the club to check it out for the first time and was not impressed. Walked in and got a drink and a hot dancer wanted a dance. I eventually took her for 2…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Just don’t look for consistency

Pussycat continues to have benefits — friendly bartenders (now that Cathy gone); usually fairly non-drug addled dancers; even honesty, believe it or not (twice dropped 20s and dancers returned them) VIP area is cramped, with mediocre…

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Accents

Accents seem to develop naturally and involuntarily because people who grow up in a geographic area tend to speak like the population where their speech develops. The later in life one moves from that area, the less likely they…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Best to go during the day

For the most part this place is to the point. The girls know what some guys go there for. On this visit decided to spin the wheel and take my chances on different girls. It…

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Nogales

I'm heading to So. AZ in a few months and was thinking about heading to Nogales. Is it safe and are the strip clubs also brothels?

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DUGAN.....I’m calling you OUT

I got beef with you. You want to take shots at my shitty Baby Dolls review. No problem, too easy. Meet me by the high school bleachers at 6 (right after I’m done fucking the cheerleader and remincing about my…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

Location, Location, Location

The place is nicer on the inside than it may appear from across the parking lot. The clientele of the club varies depending on what time of the evening and who happens to be in…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Club seems to be evolving a bit

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a Saturday eve review of Foxxy Lady Cabaret - but I bounced around 3 different clubs on this night and kinda wrote about my night - thus I went a bit into the…

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Hate Mail from CountryGirl

First I received this in my message box: ************************************************************************ I want to punch you in the face. I hate your fuckin guts 52 Minutes Ago The difference between me and you punk is i can back it up. You got a problem boy say…

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had an awesome time with jade. She is a very

Had an awesome time with jade. She is a very beautiful woman. I have seen her a few times never a disappointment

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Fun Thursday night

I got to the club about 9pm, after a quick pat down outside by security I was let in the door and paid the cover. Went over to the bar and grabbed a beer…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Meh

I had high expectations of this place but was disappointed. The facilities and the building are nice itself. The place is supposed to a hunting lodge but many have already described the layout. The women were…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Changes

Found myself with a free Saturday and decided to go see some ass and titties. Stopped at Wax first. I was probably around 3 P.M, the club was super dead. There were maybe 3-4 girls…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Meh...

Man, I used to really enjoy Choice, but that was years ago. Every now and then I’ll stop back in, but it’s always the same disappointment. Lots and lots of empty stage time, seemingly bored…

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Orlando clubs??

I’m in Orlando until Friday. Danced lastnight and I couldn’t understand this damn no touching rules! Like why even have us giving lap dances if guys can’t even slap my ass (pulls hair) lol. Anyways, what are some good clubs…

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Rick, your crew missed one.

Earlier this morning I submitted 2 reviews. The first one was for St James. It regurgitated facts but offered no assessment of my experience other than cookie cutter facts. It must have been well received as it…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Nice place

Arrived Tuesday around 7. The club has a fairly large parking lot that was about 2/3 full when I arrived. Upon entering, I paid a $5 cover which I thought was a pretty…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Good spot to chill out

This is my go to for the area. Not because of the extremely hot talent or the lap dances but just a cool spot to go with some people and have a few beers. You’ll…

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Bring $$$ if You Want to Have A Good Time

Stopped by around 8:00pm on a weeknight for a little distraction. This is a pastie club, though some of the pasties were interesting like neon skeleton hands and such. Place is very…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Gave it another try - same result

I went years ago with a friend and that visit was lackluster. I'd have to say this visit was the same, it's maybe due to the fact the day and/or time I was able…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Sophia made this place worth the visit

I had an hour or two to kill so I stopped in before going back to work. My dancer was very attractive and attentive. A little expensive but I made it work. A beautiful brunette…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good first visit

I went to Silk on a business trip to the Milwaukee area. It was a Friday evening and if gotten stuck in Milwaukee due to weather issues so figured I'd try the place out. I…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

just a nice quick visit

I stopped into cheerleaders on a friday afternoon to check it out. It's been a while since i was there and wasn't too pleased the last time with the constant parade of tip hungry dancers…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

You come for the girls not the ambiance

I came to Chicas Bonitas while on a business trip in Austin. Walked in around 10pm and the place was bustling and there were beautiful girls everywhere. There was a solid mix of body types…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Interesting offering in Westside

Haven't been to this club in a while but was in the area so I decided to stop and check it out. Seems to have improved from the low rent place I remember.…

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How can you get a 3-way with two strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How can you get a 3-way with…

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Do dancers in your club wear the same outfit every time you see them?

I've noticed this at one of my clubs where a girl I've seen before is wearing the same outfit that she was wearing when I first saw her.

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Better than expected

I always thought of this as a trucker place, and not for the average joe. But to my surprise it was much better than i expected. I came alone however, and i feel like…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Mid Winter Visits

Parking situation continues to be a work in progress. New back lot functional (paved but unmarked), while 1/2 the front parking lot torn up. Rumor has it that semi abandoned building next to club…

Omnia Blue Gentleman's Club

St. Petersburg, Florida

Just OK

On a vacation to St. Petersburg, I decided to check out Club Lust. The only free time I had was late on a Sunday night, which understandably may not give one the best experience,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

3rd time and will return again

My third visit here and once again very glad I choose Mons. I have fun here, so, I am gun shy to go elsewhere. A wider age range than my last visit which is fine…

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Thinking bout having sex with a cutie ugh ok bye

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Dancers that are cutters

Do you ever notice this when getting a dance with a stripper? I've seen it with girls that don't seem to manifest deep emotional issues initially, but it's clear as day (or dim lighting), the scars that is, while…

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During my job interview I was asked a few questions that were unnecessary. How s

My potential employer (Dentist, Male, looked to be between his late 40’s to early 50’s) He asked some typical questions like “Are you from Texas?” “What city do you live in?”...then he asked me what high school I went to,…

Politics

Impeachment

How many agree ? ? Face it the Trump experiment didnt work .

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

It’s A Bar With Nuce Eye Candy

Stoped in on St Pats day to have a drink and see if anything was new. Being close to Boston St Patrick’s Day is a national drinking holiday. Place had a decent crowd for a…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Did what I needed to

Wales in on a Tuesday evening and to my surprise there was some talent present. I sat for a while to scope out the scene. Was some baddies in there. Out of the 10 girls…

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Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not bad for a slow night

I hadn't been to Delilah's for years, but I was recently nearby and it is so easy to park, so I stopped by. I wasn't expecting all that much, it was a Tuesday evening after…

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Hanging out with kingcripple

Apparently he’s the guy who is behind the txtittyfag account :o

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Changes At Atlantis

Atlantis has been my #1 "go-to" club for many years for a few reasons: 1) mixed ethnicity but largely African-American dancers (which I like) yet not a hood club 2) average attractiveness…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Below average dances

Decided to give this place another shot but everything seems to be unchanged which is bunch of skinny girls with very low mileage dances. When you walk in, its a big bar with alot of seets…

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Robert Kraft Plea Deal

Looks like the prosecuetor and law enforcement remembered who pays thier salary. Id be interested to know if business is back to normal at AMPs http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26308508/plea-deal-offers-drop-charges-kraft

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Back to Brads

Hadn’t been to brads brass flamingo in a couple of years, since moving out of Indianapolis, so decided to head back in and check it out. The cover was 5, I think. Not more than…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stepping into the creepy, but not so bad..

This place is basically a peep show joint with other venues to be freaky. The night I went it was raining and nobody else there (or at least it seemed). You walk into what you…

Tijuana

Hongkong (Tijuana) - What is the maximum time apart that you have seen a girl wo

I hope the discussion topic makes sense. I have seen several members mention how some girls work for a few months and then move away...and then return. I can't tell about the "move away" part but I remember seeing one…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Great time All Star weekend

Visited Uptown Cabaret while the all star game was in town, not really sure knowing what to expect. The club was crowded but didn’t feel cramped, although this was the biggest sporting event Charlotte…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Not the best

I saw one spinner dirty blonde with small tits that’s was hot as hell, but the rest was mediocre to me. It’s laid back with a bar crawl for tips. A lot of girls just…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

St. Pattys Day

Was Sat night and the buddies and I decided to get some drinks before St. Pattys Sunday. Got in around midnight and headed up the staircase to PL Heaven. Paid the usual cover of $20…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Best experience I have had in a long time

This was the second club I visited on my first ever trip to MB. The first didnt have the vibe nor scenery I was looking for (big fake tits) but Thee Doll House was a…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Quick Trip

Overview: New faces and can still be worth your while. So was meeting a friend for dinner and afterward decided to swing by to see who is still there. Granted this was at 8 PM on…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

New Lighting Update

Stopped here for an afternoon visit this past Monday, my second visit since my last review. Figured I would provide an update to the new lighting I described in my 2/7/19 review, at which…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

gave it another shot

Against my better judgment I went back to Showplace for another try. I had vowed to stay away after my last visit, but a friend convinced me to give it another try. With…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Cant miss spot in Dallas

I have been to Baby Dolls before but it has been a few years. I always try to go when I am in town if I can make it work. It is one of…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

As good as it gets

Was on holiday in Pompano beach and I had to check this local institution! The club is located on a fairly sketchy area but I felt safe on the parking lot. You pay 2 dollars for…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Another passenger on the Mercedes train

On a Tuesday afternoon, I decided to take a break from my regular visitations to the Carnival, the house of the rising sun in New Jersey. I decided to visit Oasis, where I had been…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Paid a lot, but she was hot

Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by the host in…

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I didn’t get laid in high school

I’ll admit it. I was kinda popular too. Girls wanted me, I was just too much of a pansy to make a move. But here’s what I’m gonna do to rectify it. Make amends. I’m gonna dress up my stripper friend…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow Monday Night

I showed up at around 8:30pm. There were probably 8 PLs but only 4 girls dancing. They charged $15 for the cover, which is a rip off for a Monday night, but at least the…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

Never mind, I called. They do.

Never mind, I called. They do.

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OT: Not guilty of rape b/c she was too-ugly to rape - damn that's cold

About 200 people protested outside a court of appeal in the Italian city of Ancona after it was revealed that two men were cleared of rape charges partly because the alleged victim looked “too masculine” to be a target of…

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OT: Quantum computers are BS

Anybody else think the whole concept of Quantum Computers is bullshit? I've listened to many presos describing how they work and seems to defy reality. I think there is a good chance it's just a bunch of nerd physics folk making…

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New TUSCL feature ?

I only put a TUSCLer on Ignore as a last resort, i.e. *only thing* he/she does is troll and doesn't add anything else - i.e. I will rarely if ever put a TUSCLer on ignore b/c I disagree w/ his…

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OT: Another example of the "open mindedness" of liberals

Rider University in N.J. nixes idea for campus Chick-fil-A over its record on LGTBQ issues A New Jersey college asked its students what new restaurant they wanted on campus — but then took Chick-fil-A off the menu. Rider University, a private university…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Quality is going down a little bit

No doubt that Follies is a better fun place than most strips climbs in America and I have been to most cities ... that said, the quality of girls seems to be on decline. I…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Crazy lap dance experience

I headed to La Pearl/Outer Space yesterday after work for a quick visit. I never know what to expect as far as which half will be open, but it was La Pearl (downstairs) this time.…

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Businesses claim church is worse tenant than strip club

https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/businesses-claim-church-is-worse-tenant-than-strip-club Background: a mega church bought one of the more run down strip clubs in town when it was for sale. It appears they have left the property vacant, which of course attracts the homeless.

Tijuana

Tijuana ranked as the most violent city in the world, top 5 located in Mexico, r

https://www.foxnews.com/world/tijuana-is-the-most-violent-city-in-the-world-top-5-located-in-mexico-report-says Yeah I know what all of you Hong Kong lovers are going to say. "It's safe as long as you stay in the tourist sections of zona norte". But what fun is it to constantly have to watch your back?…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Monday's still a good time

Hopped in on a free Monday night and it was still a good time. A few of the more petite girls got some up-top upgrades, which greatly enhanced the experience for a guy into small…

Embers Tavern

Irvington, New Jersey

1st time - might try again

Went here for the first time last week, only because Bottoms Up was already closed at like 10 PM, which happens sometimes if they are slow. Well I'm always a little cautious in Irvington at…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

St. Patrick's Day Weekend

First time out to a strip club for myself and a few other guys. We decided on the Men's Club based on the recommendation of the one guy with us that had been. We arrived…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Slow day

This must have been a slow day for establishment. got there around 5pm, paid the cover. Entered the dance area which was half filled with guests and probably around 5+ girls milling around and a whole…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Not worth it

Better off going down the block to High Beams. This place seems to be dead almost every day. I usually go around 5-7pm and have checked in occasionally on different days of the week. When…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Good times with a buddy

So, I usually plead my allegience to DollHouse, but on this afternoon my buddy wanted to try a different place. Sins is located on emerson, in a relativily safe area. Daytime cover prices are $5, with a…

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The Barter System

A friend related an experience of a hottie (civvie) who offered a BJ if he would reduce the price of a car she was interested in buying. He did, she did, illustrating bartering is alive and well. Please feel free to…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

very off day

word to the management. just because a girl is willing to show people her tits doesn't mean anyone want to see them. four girls, one heavy but okay spanish girl, and 3 obese white women. first…

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OT: Autonomous cars. Do you believe the hype?

Can't read the news without hearing about all the autonomous cars that will soon be taking the rode and changing society and our way of life. Besides the news, ive seen little evidence of this happening. All the autonomous cars…

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Feeding off @GMD an example of an acceptable review

Baby Dolls - Past and Present November 3, 2018 I will break-up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ 1) The "Intro" section for each of my Dallas reviews will be the same thus no-need to re-read it if reading my…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Old and Improved, Worth a Stop

Finished up some business on the west side of town at about 4:00 p.m. and decided to check out Fannie’s as I hadn’t been there in more than 6 months. There are a lot of…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Kinda dissapointed

This was one of my first real strip club vists and my frame of reference is from going to amps. I was hoping for more variety of girls but a low pressure environment and…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Good times

Penthouse is the new & improved Scores. Probably the nicest club downtown. Several ladies working, even though I was there between the day and night shift. The ladies were all in the 6-8 /10 range.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Quick Trip

Dropped into Baby Dolls on Wednesday afternoon after lunch but before happy hour. Don't actually know if they have one here but you get the drift. Valet parking and small cover at the door.…

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Rick dugan

This is to make 100 percent sure your trailer park inbred racist ass reads this. Fuck you. I will repeat it fuckhead. FUCK YOU YOU RACIST INBRED BASTARD

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Man, 31, denied bond in strip club homicide

The Crazy Horse is on Michigan Ave in Detroit. https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2019/03/18/man-31-denied-bond-strip-club-homicide/3200312002/

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What club would you visit and why?

The following table was copied from a city strip club list. You are visiting this city and want to visit a club and you have no information other than what is provided on TUSCL. Which club would you…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday and Saturday

I went the first Friday of the month for the first time. I arrived at 730 am and was the first person in the bar. I was told since it snowed it was a little…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A very reliable program at HK

Over many years I have relied heavily on Adelina Bar as my go to for TJ fun. In retrospect, that might have to do with fond memories of the two legends, Tania and Malena both…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Downhill

Was in the area and made my way here on a Sunday evening. Place is pretty big as it has 2 levels, one with stage and seating and the upstairs for lap dancing. Been here…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Afternoon Visit

Club not too far off exit and easy to locate. As pull in there is plenty of parking and there is no charge for parking. Arrived late afternoon towards the end of day shift. Cover…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great first LA area strip club experience

I have yet to go to other clubs in LA since I live out of town, but I intend to go just to have something to compare. I think I got the full SC experience.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Guys - like King G says, join the kik group

Guys - like King G says, join the kik group for real time info and uncensored feedback. Send him or me your kik id...

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

Passing time at the Horns

Back in London for the day and decided to pass some time with some lovely ladies. The Horns is not the dirtiest strip bar in London, but you can wander in and spend as…

The Living Room Dayton

Medway, Ohio

Ok ok type

Being to this place when it was baby dolls. Now it is a bikini club. Girls were ok. One of the girl looks like a student came and sat next to me. She was just…

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Why won't Jewish customers go down on your ATF?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why won't Jewish customers go down on…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Opioid Crisis and Decrepit Pussy

I pulled up and saw two girls in the back of the parking lot who looked like they were shooting up. Sat in my car for a solid 20 minutes debating whether I felt like…

PJ's

Oxnard, California

Brew with a View

Super laid back place. They have inexpensive beer. You can get 22oz of good beer for $8. The place is on the smaller side but its enough room to enjoy yourself. They have a pol…

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Fleshlight Quickshot

Fleshlight just introduced a new product. The actual ad starts at 1:51. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZpVSgclw2M&feature=youtu.be

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First time on a friday

Went after a concert and I wanted to check this place out since the nee ownership. Went upstairs and some spread out seating. 2 stages on either sids kind of a weird setup but sat…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Quick Release

Perfect place to release some tension after a long work day. Went inside and there were a couple of girls there. Must of been perfect timing because there were options. Sat down and order a…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow Boring Monday

Hadn't been to the Ritz in several months and boy did I not miss out on much. Not only due they still charge 15 buck on a Monday, but now they don't really have…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

High mileage, but not a high price!

I arrived around 6pm on a Monday night. The club was dead. There were only 4 guys here. After having my drivers license scanned and my body wanded by security, I got in with no…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Hell of a Party for a School Night

Was in NYC for a short trip, on my way back to hotel from visiting a friend, and thought to relax for a moment at this place. Walked in the front door and paid $20…

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Any experience with Toronto-area escort services?

Planning on spending a weekend in Toronto (four-hour drive for me) and hitting Allure, my favorite (only) erotic massage place one night and possibly hooking up with an escort from one of the areas's many services the second night. Anyone have…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Watch out for the Upsell

Went to Synn on a Thursday night. They had their 2 for $20 and $75 VIP special. There were a lot of girls, but on Thursday nights there are a lot of people. I would…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Try again

Let’s try this again. Came back to dream girls after a little gap. This place can be hit or miss but the Asian goddess makes this place worth it. Got free entrance coupon online so…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Friday Afternoon Pass Through

Got off early and decided to pass through for a little decompression before heading home. No cover or parking yet, so all was cool. Went in, and of course it always takes a…

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I’m definitely a Nice Guy, by I’m certainly not a “nice guy”. !

I will not force, nor shall I initiate. However, if she wants to play, I’m ALL IN!!!

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Now I know why...

This covers three visits, each was an experience to say the least! I'm a west coaster who was TDY in Philadelphia for the last two months. I was intrigued by this random club in a…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Beware of the "SKIP"

Arrived on a Thursday around 2pm. Plenty of parking on the side street right next to club to avoid the $6 valet. No cover during day shift. Very few other customers (2-4) although hard to…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

It just kinda is

Bristol is the kind of place I think you only seek out if you have a reason. To be totally honest, if you're of the mind to procure adult services in Madison and you have…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

An Afternoon in March. Should we set up brackets - Final 4 style ?

Stopped by after a bit of time away. The lineup today wa Fafa, Leila, Keri ( Karina - long blond hair ) Lina, Juliana Kari, Ellen and Jo... ( walked up and wiped out…

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ld equation

the pobability of me enjoying a ld is how many times have i seen you before plus how hot are you plus what kind of mileage am i getting plus how horny am i

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Still not good

Some of these comments are generalized but also apply to this one visit as well as other weekend night visits in recent months. Arrived before 8:00 p.m. so no cover charge. There were…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

sunday not for me

i have been to club 390 many times on the weekends so thought i would see what its like on a sunday night. cover charge was ten dollars and like always no charge to park…

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Could be the vodka speaking, but I’m pretty certain that Asian nipples are the B

Yeah, had some sweet Asian nipples rub my junk today! Long. Pointy. Perky. Damn, I love them puppy!

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Who the FUCK types a GD 10,000 word piece of shit?

I was going to comment on the last book that I published in one of these threads, but some dickwad typed or plagerized some 100000000 word manifesto to disallow anyone other than him/her/itself from commenting. WTF is up with that?!

Expose

Austin, Texas

Word is that this place has closed down.

Word is that this place has closed down.

Go-Go Girls

Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

overall, a very enjoyable night

100NIS entry and 25NIS lapdances. However, I might have been lucky this night. The lapdances are 25NIS and they do say up-front they are for 1 short song (2-3 minutes), but the…

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Poetry

My CF sent me a poem. I’ve tried it in a program to see if it was plagiarized and it looks as if it’s original. Meet me in the bathroom, Let’s play inside the stalls, Put me on the sink, And pin…

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The Big Dance - NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney

This year, there aren't any dominant teams. But there are about 10 really good teams that have a chance to make it. I'm gonna go with Duke, Gonzaga, Tennessee and Houston. Who is your…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Maybe I'm just getting older...

Maybe with my travels around the country I've come to expect more. Truth to tell, during my first few years coming to Gallagher's, there were a couple of dancers I almost fell for... not just…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not like past visits

I try to stop in each time I visit Las Vegas. Some visits have been very good, but today was not like previous visits. I took up a seat on the right side of the…

Whoosah Lounge

Fulton, New York

A Legit Club that goes by the book.

This is a club that goes by the book. The owner bough the club several years ago and it had a terrible reputation with drugs and other things. He cleaned it up, drove the drug…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Club is too stingy

Rolled into this place a few Tuesdays ago around 11pm. Paid $10 for admission with a free pass. Drinks are no longer mandatory. Walked in and the place was pretty mellow for a night shift.…

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At the end of the day ....

are you an Ass-man or Boobs-guy ? Only get to pick one or the other Boobs-guy special: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Denise-Milani-Sexy-Bikini-Big-Boobs-32-x24-Art-Posters-wbp01436/32225882127.html Ass-man special: https://www.lifeoftrends.com/geek-new-sexy/nice-ass-gamer-girl/

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An example of an unacceptable review

Clancy's BloomfieldNew Jersey March 18, 2019 Wednesday Afternoon I’ll be back First time at this Place and was very surprised as to how small it is. Met a hot Columbian dancer Samantha Says she just started in the business so I took her for a…

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Please help

I am a pl in need of guidance. Any advice?

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Nicole's spring break

Today was my last "lazy day" - spending rest of week getting ahead for classes during the day - at night , I hangout with my mom so we can see some of the most beautiful parks dallas has to offer:) Hehe

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Do u prefer gfe or not? Lol k

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What are reasons your CF is your CF?

For me other then the rapport which is probably why we have actual conversations, she asks if I want water ( she’s not a waitress too, it’s because I drank from her bottle once and I’ve never bought water from…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anyone ever pull the trigger on keeping a girl all

Anyone ever pull the trigger on keeping a girl all day? How much did it cost for girl? And how much did you pay off the hongkong? I was so tempted this Friday I found a 10/10 from cancun and brought…

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Strippers & Video Games

my home club just added a game room. they don't have arcade games. its consoles like playstation 4 and x-box 1. they even have it set up so that you can play online lol if you choose to. i knew…

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What does it mean to TOFTT(take one for the team ) ?

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Is TUSCL getting past it's prime?

Before I joined TUSCL I was a lurker on the site. The discussions at the time were so lame I didn't think it worthwhile to join VIP. I finally joined because I am soon to embark on the…

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V Day on Friday

I am finally pulling the trigger to get my vasectomy done this Friday. How many here have done it and are you happy? I have a good friend that is a urologist so I asked him to finally get it done.…

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The Silence of the Pill Bottles

I had a lot of pain in my leg due to over-exercising and aspirin did not help. I went to the medicine cabinet in the master bedroom's bathroom where I had a number of old pain prescriptions for such…

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Why did your ATF think she was illegitimate?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did your ATF think she was…

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Seeking.com

Anyone have good experiences with this website? I hit the jackpot with one 23yo hot as fuck asian. Full gfe sex at night til I tap out & she stays overnight...sleeps over like a gf. We get up in the…

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Taking criticism

My friends kid (18 yrs old) asked me why I was dressed the way I was, then told me I look stupid... He was wearing a pink bunny suit at the time... His dad and I started taking pics of him…

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It hasn’t even been 2 weeks and already back, lol.

Posted a new pic. Decided to cut my hair (try something new), I miss my long hair though. It’s going to be a long 6 months - 1 year of growing it out. Oh well, at least it will grow

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you would be a fucking fantastic stripper

https://goo.gl/images/mSF6su oh yeah feel free to rate

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DFK only prostitutes?

Legally is there anything preventing escorts from operating if the only service they sell is DFK? No handjobs, blowjobs, or FS? After-all, kissing booths are not illegal, and strip clubs are not illegal. So that means on some level, selling…

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“Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for

Title says it all.

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Reviewers

What the fuck is up with you guys. I have been a member for 6 or 7 years. My reviews are truthful and accurate, but yet my last two reviews were rejected. I call it the way…

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San jose guy's wisdom

It is time for all pl to shut their mouths and open their ears. Please san jose guy give us your wisdom.

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Fact No. 2

LeBron is the GOAT.

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Can a dancer become too humanized in a way?

Let me be clear, I treat every dancer I meet with courtesy, except for the rare few who just can't accept a simple no for an answer. This includes the girls I take OTC, who I treat with the…

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Initiating kissing

What’s your take on kissing during lap dances? Do you initiate it? Do you let her initiate it? I’ll move in slowly and get my lips close to hers. If she pulls away a little bit, then I won’t go in for…

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Question About Changes at Hong Kong Tijuana

This question is for Hong Kong veterans, so others are free to skip this discussion if they wish. I've been to HK a bunch of times, so I'm no rookie, but it's been more than a year since I was there…

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SA banning

I've been a member of Seeking Arrangement off and on for about 7 years now. I awoke this morning to find out I had been "banned" for soliciting prostitution. lol. What the hell man. My ad is ambiguous and…

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Green Beer Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Hope everyone has a good day! Since I don’t like beer I will not be drinking green beer. Instead I will drink vodka till I turn green! Can I buy a young lady a shot? Cheers!

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Should SCPandit's info be given to the police?

I believe this man is very mentally unstable and I don't know what he is capable of if his persona is in-fact real. He is now posting about having some god given mission to judge "whores" and put them in…

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Hosea 3: 1-5

GOD even orders Hosea to go and love a "adulteress" or a whore in modern terms. An when he brought her to his residence he layed down the law in verse 3, I feel that's what I need to do…

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What is the difference between your ATF and a hockey player?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between your ATF…

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Matthew 5:8

"Happy are the pure in heart", I have begun to feel that the reason I will never seek a relationship with any woman besides a prostitute is because my thinking is different than most men. I am a PL, a…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hello all!! Went there last night,Saturday Night. They threw a

Hello all!! Went there last night,Saturday Night. They threw a guy out but not without a battle. It took 3 or 4 guys to drag that idiot out!! Busted the back door, the managers nose was bleeding. Hats off to…

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I’m a Regular in Love and I’m proud!

And I don’teven care who knows Everybody chant! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Sing it! WE LOVE (ONE) PUSSY! Now clap your hands everybody! *clap* *clap* Now let’s all hang out at the strip club for 8 hours! Come on now! OMG she texted me!

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Is Jen from Akron Ohio still around?

Anyone know if Jen with fake boobs and wig from Jen’s, Lusty’s, etc. in Akron, Ohio is still around (or even alive)? Just wondering.

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Good old Fashoned Violence in Politics

https://youtu.be/f0_Wnh_zEbU Australian senator gets egged for making racist comments

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Do you Ever see Girls Looking at you?

Or was there a time in your life when they did? I'm trying to figure out if I'm just unobservant or if this simply isn't all that common. I've seen so many movies or TV shows though where they'll have…

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Let me Holla' You Remind Me of the 20 Letters Of the Aplhabet

Best 20 pickup lines ever! Number 7 is the best, you know I am just dumb like that, I cant remember my alphabet... starts at 4:00 Check out #4 if you like hockey For a good dick joke check out #6. Lmfao Tittyfag hitting…

Tijuana

HK in Tijuana - Do you balance your mileage from a girl....say she does not kiss

I am just wondering whether the guys who have been to HK in Tijuana ever execute a "strategy" when fucking a hottie? For instance, I have experienced girls who go the whole way where I can DATY and then even…

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Miami 2AMer.

MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. - A man was killed in a shooting early Saturday outside a northwest Miami-Dade County strip club, authorities said. A spokesperson for the Miami-Dade County Police Department said the shooting happened around 1 a.m. outside Club Lexx in…

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Porn question

I’m not a huge porn consumer but I do partake at times. There are tons of porn sites with free videos to watch but you usually can’t downlaod them. I want to download the stuff I like best.…

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What would you do if...

What would you do If your ATF needed to shave her Mustache? Would you tell her to shave it? Would you keep quiet? Would you have the shaving creme ready for when she falls asleep? If you tried to shave her while she…

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Acceptin/Rejecting Reviews and VIP status.

When evaluating reviews, I often find myself torn because there isn't much said about the club, but there is some info that would be nice to have shared. There is just so much lacking. My thought is to have a much…

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Heading to San Diego

I'm heading out to San Diego next month for work. I'm extending the stay for 3 days to enjoy the area. Do y'all have any suggestions for things to see and do? I've heard Coronado Beach is nice.

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Rate this Latina

https://www.instagram.com/valentinagallegom1/?hl=en

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What did your ATF do when she was asked to turn on the computer?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did your ATF do when she…

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Rate this chica

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/558376053772579614/?%24ios_deeplink_path=pinterest%3A%2F%2Fpin%2F558376053772579614&%24android_deeplink_path=pinterest%3A%2F%2Fpin%2F558376053772579614&amp_client_id=hMbmrLmfHmU3ulKF-sAL7AmAyzgPVsEEpPUnKkztjB11hQYc5WTKTTqasR2r17Ps&utm_source=168&utm_medium=2160&current_page_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Famp%2Fpainter1098%2Flatinas%2F&install_id=432cc360359610b4037d0fd8bf569f63&%24fallback_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F558376053772579614%2F&_branch_match_id=633866297773429929

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Never give up. Extras can be had.

I started going to this club about 12 months ago. The dancers are hot, but for 6 months they simply gave basic air dancing with some contact. As I continued to frequent the club, it became obvious that on my…

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Got the debut of them tiddy memes

https://www.instagram.com/kc_slam/

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Coolest Pick Up Place

Where is the coolest place you've tried (or succeeded) to pick up a civvie? Non-dating (or hook up) sites included.

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Omg just saw the most handsome guy ever :))

Ok bye too bad I don't look cute rite now:(

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An old tradition of dividing up a kill by two hunters in a “fair” way: One hunte

This method motivates the first hunter to divide the spoils as evenly as possible. In modern civilizations this tradition of dividing fairly the product of work has been lost to the cunning and venal capitalist masters. “Our civilization is being sacrificed for the…

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“Abraham Lincoln, said, just before his assassination: "I see in the near future

Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a…

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Is no boyfriend for Poosche!!!!!!!!

Father say greetings to all gross sexies nasties in pants Americans persons in the site. I post say #1 Sweetest Poosche no boyfriend allowed or Umi and Father cuts out internets use Nichole!! No stupid America boyfriend from…