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What did your ATF do when she was asked to turn on the computer?

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Q. What did your ATF do when she was asked to turn on the computer?

A. She rubbed her tits all over it.

5 comments

  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    Then the computer core dumped in its own RAM
  • gSteph
    6 years ago
    Shoulda had a surge protector.
  • Musterd21
    6 years ago
    Wish I was that PC.
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    She spun up its hard drive.
  • IfIGottaBeDamned
    6 years ago
    Classic advice from IBM for strippers looking to make a career shift into IT:

    “Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

    Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

    It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.”
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