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Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Comprehensive review from a few visits

Now that I've been here a few times, I feel like I can give a proper review. First things off, the club is situated in the south part of town near the airport. It's a bit…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wednesday at lunch

I went to Kittens Wednesday for a long lunch. My first time there. The club had a comfortable layout: tables and chairs with semi-private booths for lap dances. There were two stages. Dancers started on…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Looking for diversion. Found it!

I'm not often in Providence, but here I was, doing a dead friend's taxes. I was in a frustrated funk and decided to take a break. I hadn't really clicked with Desire, so I decided…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

If you like build a body dancers this is your place

Stopped by here on a Wednesday with some buddies. As we arrived the bouncer/security scanned our IDs. He was kind of an a-hole, but nevertheless we then pay the cover and enter into the club.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Back at Midway

I hadn't been here in a while and I haven't been around Mississauga these days but I found myself with some time and money so I figured I would stop in and see if things…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Ugh

So stopped by for monthly drive by. Sometimes great sometimes not so much. I was happy to see as many dancers there actually dancing. Nice crowd. I go to a strip club to see dancers…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

How do you not improve

Happen to be driving by decided to stop in for a quick beer. Haven’t been here for over nine months or more. Not a single thing has gotten better. The place is run down,…

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OT: The EU Wants Cars To Have Speed Limiters and More by 2022

It seems that politicians believe driver training or road maintenance won't improve anytime soon, so instead they want to limit your car's engine power to make sure you don't break the speed limit while robots determine whether you're fit to…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Several Visits

Tried this place out around Christmas for the first time because I heard Kristen from Tease was now working here. Was a little skeptical about the location but it’s pretty safe during the day, next…

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Top reason i love 2 LDK

1. Afraid of STD 2. Afraid of getting a stripper Preggo 3. It's more affordable 4. Girls are usually younger and shit loads more attractive in comparison to most extras girls.. Just saying its a harsh truth about the industry 5. Because i fucking…

Tres Potrillos

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Might Escalate Quickly!

So first of all thanks to the other reviewer who helped me figure out the etiquette. Follow what he said during initial contact with the girls. The girls will be dancing on two poles located…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Late Night Visit 1 am, at closing!!

So first i will start dont make the mistake i did and go so late because i have always rated this place much better and i still think its a great place i just got…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Spring Break at No. 5

Got together with 4 friends and went to No. 5 on a Saturday around 7pm. There was already a good crowd that night, the weather was nice and the Canucks game was on.…

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Another Gem from NJ

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRtd4Cnyt3/ She reminds me of a fav of mine from Breathless who is from Kazahkstan. That being said, I avoid the club where she dances at all costs.

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“Nobody should capitalize on human illness and misfortune” “Health Insurance has

And now has seen its criminal activity become required fare.” Sorry; Title could not said all. “There was a time in America that a doctor would work for just the promise of a good roasting hen, and perhaps the esteem and peace…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited after a year away, should have stayed away. Club has gone downhill for years.

Visited about 4pm on a recent Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is 2 for 1 on drinks & laps. Good deal on beers -- I think I got two Buds for about $6. Place looks a good…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I agree, rebranding as Penthouse didn't seem to change much, still a very good SC

I visited about 1:30-3:30 pm Tuesday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Still very good prices for beer and lunch in the afternoon. I got a chessburger -- quite good burger but the fries were…

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OT: FIRE Movement

FIRE (Financial Independence Retire Early): https://abcnews.go.com/US/burned-millennials-seeking-alternative-work-lifestyles-career-living/story?id=61938694 ^ The first window in the page is a video not a pic (the first time I loaded it was hard to see the play button)

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Decent Girls

Stopped by here while running some errands. Did not plan on spending a lot of money but enough to get a feel of the club from my last visit which was about 3 years ago.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

What happened to this place?

I'm only in Phoenix for a week every year, during spring training. In 2016 and 2017, this was a Must-Stop place for me. Four of the best strip club experiences of my life…

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What is the TUSCL view of having fun wrong?

https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=350899 Holy cow, whoever this reviewer is got torn up. :/ I personally would not have gone with this dancer’s method. I was *there* the past two Saturdays and it was super busy. Granted both times I wasn’t on the floor until…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Annual Spring Training Trip

Every year, 3rd week in March, I'm in town for baseball and strippers. The last 4 years, the Hi-Liter has been my top 2, although this year it was definitely #1. Went…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

The ultimate milf club

The ultimate milf club

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Where are the Cubans?

Back in Orlando, so I decided to visit Tampa and Cocoa Beach to sample the clubs since everyone knows Orlando is not great for clubbing. I head to Ybor Strip, it has always been my favorite…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Regulars !!

I have been hoping to visit the Inner Room for a long time, based on the good review here. I am a sucker for high contact dances at a low price. I arrived…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

finally made it!

Have been reading about Synn in COI for some time. I was finally back in LA and time to take the plunge! Rented a car and drove out. The drive from Hollywood was not bad…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

barside service

Stop in lefties adventures one afternoon to kill some time in between appointments. I have been in this bar many times in the past and have seen quite a bit but never have I seen…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

March Madness

------------------------ Sunday February 24, 2019 ------------------------ Like previous visits, they had one of the upper areas roped off and never opened it up during the time I was there. I decided to try a new seat since…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Late Friday

I arrived around 2:00, and I had to park in an adjacent lot for $10. Entrance fee was either $5 or $10. Really busy at this time with tons of girls on the poles, dancing…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Could be Better

Had not visited this place in 3 or 4 months. Cruising by on a Sunday afternoon and thought I would make a quick drop in and catch the end of some NCAA basketball. Walked…

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exclusive miami hk.

the miami room was closed for a private party tuesday. and so far it is closed today. hope it reopens to us poor folk soon. the 5 minute privado lap dances need the larger booths of the miami room. the…

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PAPI RIP

No it's not a premature announcement of the demise of TUSCL member PapiChulo. I was driving on the West side of Cleveland earlier today and the license plate on a car in front of me at a traffic light read…

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How old were you when you got your first job ?

I'm the son of a West Texas wheat farmer and cattle rancher. So there was always work to be done. I started doing odd jobs around the farm at the ripe old age of…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

I’m officially done with this place

After this last experience, I will never go back to jens. Haven’t been in a long time, and figured I might as well as go up and see if anything as changed. Went in about…

Club Pink

Phoenix, Arizona

Interesting

I visited on a Thursday night (early Friday morning) to show face. I walked into an empty club and was told I would need to put a deposit down before entering any of the rooms…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Some authenticity in Myrtle Beach

Visited the club in the off-season (winter) on a weeknight, and was pretty surprised with the crowd, as the rest of the city is quiet. Club is configured with a bar as you walk in,…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I was there last June early in the shift. Place

I was there last June early in the shift. Place was dead only four or five customers; left after about 30 minutes. May have been the fact that it was mid-week in the summer; no other options close by.

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies has gone a little downhill

I’ve usually only visited Follies during the day shift, when the crowds are lighter and the ladies are a little more available. On this weekday evening I found myself nearby after some meetings in Atlanta…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Dive bar with boobies

I walked in around 1 pm and was surprised to see a dive bar with a smoking hot girl on stage. This is my type of place. There were 3 girls working but it was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Sampling matters

My first time here. Thanks to the other reviews for giving me info in the club. Was there on a weekday (business trip) and I think there were a dozen or so women…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Not a fav

I haven’t been to the Acropolis in years, and probably won’t be again. First there isn’t much parking on location. Second, the interior and exterior haven’t aged well, it looks like it hasn’t changed…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Very Handsy

After striking out at Rick’s, I took an Uber over to Men’s Club. I paid my cover and bought a drink for $7. The first floor is relatively small with three stages and seating…

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'It's war': Omaha strip club files federal suit after being ticketed

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/it-s-war-omaha-strip-club-files-federal-suit-after/article_60ef2ce0-4572-5740-ab95-2cfb102ce251.html

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another try

Club Hong Kong has always been my show club fantasy come to life. I have always wanted to have sex with the young women who have danced for me through the years. Here, you can.…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Clean and friendly

I went there on a Sunday night. $5 cover charge. There were only a few customers but its a nice place. You can sit at the bar or they have small tables…

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What is the hardest thing about hiring a stripper as a babysitter?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the hardest thing about hiring…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

standards not the same as a few years ago

This was a Sunday night (two weeks ago). I got there around 8:30pm, just at the beginning of the shift change. Parked at Pep Boys (they have a parking attendant at night for $10 which…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A Chill Place

Went there with my wife on a Friday after dinner but before the place got crowded. The women working there were a variety of types, and all pretty friendly. A couple times when I went…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Ground Foor Closed

Went by Saturday night to see Brandi Love. With the featured dance, there was a $20 cover. The first floor / ground level was closed. Appears that they may be renovating the…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Satisfied

I hit the Hideaway on a Saturday evening pretty early, between 7-8. Girls were some of the better looking I have seen there. Took as many as possible to the VIP after paying…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tuesday afternoon with Camila

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon and wasn't too busy. Too a seat on the left side of the bar there were 2 brunettes on stage (one was Susie) and I had just sat…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Not Really Comfortable

This is a joint. It is a neighborhood joint that happens to have girls dancing (or maybe not dancing). It had a strange feeling to it. It was obvious I was not…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Fun time

I alternate between this club and Ricks down the street. Your receipt from one gets you a discount on admission at the other. This club is larger inside and while the vibes are somewhat different,…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Mixed feelings

So I Checked this place out because the girl I was looking for at Cleopatras was not around, so figured why not check it out. The place is really nice, would be a good…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Lots of choices, varied mileage, but still more business like

Some stunning women work there, I went 3 nights in a row, about a third at least were different each night. Lots of choices. It is worth being patient and seeing them dance on stage…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Really Depends on the Girl

Stopped by Lace a few Saturdays back. It was cold out but as soon as I walked in and sat down I felt the warmth of the ladies, as a few came up to chat…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

It was quite fun

I went there at around 11pm. The music, lighting, and overall atmosphere was pretty good and fun in my opinion. Though the bathroom was pretty fucking disgusting in my opinion, but I didn't really care.The…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Got what I wanted

As stated in two other reviews, this afternoon was an afternoon of club/talent exploration. Ive also mentioned that I have a certain type Im into and this place often has them. Ive had…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Average time

I was in the area and decided to stop by and see what was going on during dayshift on a Tuesday. I haven't been to PinUps in about 2 years (and I see why)..Pinups…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Destination 2 of an afternoon of exploration.... This place was DEAD

As I had the afternoon off and I was alone for all of it (always dangerous), I decided I would visit a few clubs that werent too far from my house. After spending…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Did not expect this at this club.

I have not visited a strip joint in a while. For those that read my reviews know that Diamond Dolls is my all time favorite, but I wanted to check out a new…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

First time here, but it won't be the last

Today was an afternoon of club exploration. This was my first stop and as I'd never been there but had read all the reviews and was looking forward to it. I had…

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Ladder of Taboos

So let's say you were somehow injected with a truth serum that would reveal information about you that you might prefer other people not know. Fortunately for you however, you get to choose the order in which you reveal this…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Just alright

I went to this place after a rather long hiatus , place is next to javits center and a stable. I see this pkace as having potential and they have a major desire to look…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Evening Weekday

$10 cover and mandatory nonalchoholic dribk purchase with entry. Theres is a bar next door you can go to with reentry has $3 drafts though, so it is a good balance. About 20 girls were…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Was working 2 fridays ago.....She was in a fantastic mood;

Was working 2 fridays ago.....She was in a fantastic mood; best dances from her, ever, and that is saying something...

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Very slow Monday

In the area on a Monday night so I stopped in. Was last here on a Monday a couple of months ago and the joint was hoping with a great selection. This time....not so much. Should…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

5-1 Ratio, not in the good way

First time visiting chicas so maybe just ended up there in a bad night. Got there and paid $5 admission, reasonable, quick pat down and in I went. All I could see upon entering were…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Favorite but frustrating

In terms of eye candy this is my favorite club in the U.S. Every size, race, hair color and lots of women. First time on a Sunday so only half the club was being…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Third time's a charm - not really

I've been here before when I get out this way. My last visit wasn't worth the trip. I wasn't going back but I was passing nearby and recent reviews sounded promising. Fairly busy and…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Pretty Disappointed

After wrapping up a business lunch, I didn't have to head to SFO for a few hours so I dropped by Larry Flynt's Hustler Club which was in the neighborhood. It is a decent area…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Too much drama - not from the girls, from management

I've been to Synn down the road a few times and thought I would give this place a try on a Thursday as Synn is usually crowded and the parking can be a challenge. Spearmint…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Loco Lunas

Trying this again, my first attempt at this review seems to have been lost or deleted... I came in on a Monday about a month ago, right around 11:30am, maybe a little bit before. Was…

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Bad Neighborhoods: Perceptions of Danger vs Reality?

I'll admit to being quite guilty of this, but I think that most kids growing up in middle to upper class families are told that ghetto neighborhoods in inner cities are essentially akin to mini-war zones and that if a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Some newcomers have arrived!

Instead of usuals like Milla, Crystal, and Erica, I decided to try out two new dancers. Holly - new brunette with tattoos. Huge winged-thing tattoo on her chest. Smokin' body, cute cafe. Very friendly barside and…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Finally a south Florida club not overrun with Cuban strippers

This was my first visit to this club, around 5 pm on a Wednesday. The parking lot is huge but by 5 pm it was mostly full. Walking in, the valet guy asks…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not bad for JAX

I went to Wackos this past weekend. It’s in a strip shopping center close to I-95, so the location and parking are good. There were a few guys hanging out in the parking lot, but…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

TJ's provides high mileage, did not disappoint

Got there around 6pm just AFTER they started charging a cover (free before 6pm) paid my $10 to get in, was told I had to buy at least one drink. $6 for the drink,…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Better experience at Filly's, though still not the best option around

A friend dragged me to Filly's after Savannah's one night (we walked there actually!), after a couple years of me having no interest (really smokey, kinda expensive, just blah first experience). This time around was…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Worth going out of the way

Enjoyed my last visit here after some time away. It’s more uptown and out of the way than most city clubs but sometimes you need to trade convenience for quality. Walk into a…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Chill Spot

This is a nice spot to relax and chill. Get a few drinks and the food is decent. Your money goes a long way here. The drinks are cheap and the dances $10. It is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Still the best in town

Since my last visit a month or so ago, things have seemingly gone back to normal, in terms of comfortability when it comes the vip rooms. Now wanting to try something new i sat by…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

A few visits

I’ve been here three times in the past couple weeks, each time early afternoon. The first was apparently in the midst of a fiasco as the owner was tending bar and said he had just…

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stripper milk

I told a stripper on stage that I was hungry for her, and she squirted some milk in my face. Was not expecting that! She did nurse me a bit later during a lap dance. Tasty and sweet. I guess…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Break In At Players... Girls are talking about a break in,

Break In At Players... Girls are talking about a break in, after hours on a Thursday night/Friday morning. Apparently it's obvious that it's an inside job (the safe is in an area not accessible to customers). Any guesses who did it?

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Indiscreet OTC girls

I don't know what's going on, but this has happened twice to me recently. There is a certain notel that I prefer to use and it has a drive thru area for ease of picking up a room late at night.…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Could of been better

Second time going to this club and I will have to say that I had a better time in the afternoon than late evening. Entrance was $15, parking was free in the back or $5…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Weekday night, around 8 pm

Just an okay spot for a weekday night, I signed up on their website and got a free dance. It was not very busy, there were probably 4 other customers. The inside was clean, the…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

The Usual ...good but a bit over agressive

I have gone to the Red Room mny times and consider it one of the best on The Block. Ladies are attractive and friendly. Lap dances are pretty good with a fair share…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Affordable fun

Great club. In the cut out of the CBD so plenty of free parking and it's thought off 95 so easy access. Onto the women, straight 7-10s friendly too. Thick ones with great attitudes. The…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Quick evening visit

I've been to this place several times in the past few years and it's always a solid choice to see at least one great looking dancer. This time it was Cailey(spel?) I was enticed…

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It’s Chicago

All charges dropped against Jussie Smollet. Case files sealed. In separate news, large cash deposits made around town.

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finding dancers in toronto

hey all! im going to toronto with my girl and we are going to be checking out brass rail.. she's bi and i wanted to try and find one of the dancers to talk to ahead of time so we…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Had been at least 15 years since last visit

I have never posted a review of this iconic Tampa strip club, but visited recently while in Tampa on business and thought I would note some of the historical differences. The club layout, floor-plan, etc. is…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not Great

Was in Indapolis with a buddy, late night was fairly dead downtown so decided to give Red Garter a try. The talent level was slightly better than I expected and the stage dances where actually…

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Cheating and blow jobs are now legal in Utah!!!!

https://fox13now.com/2019/03/25/adultery-and-sodomy-among-consenting-adults-are-no-longer-illegal-in-utah/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Mixed results

Having failed to even see a girl at Cleo’s earlier in the evening (to be fair, their official hours begin at 10), I headed down the road to Flash Dancers. There’s a serious bouncer outside,…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

First time at the Landing Strip.

I usually go to other clubs in the area, but stopped here to see if a nicer club had much hotter women. I get here right at noon and it seemed they…

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Cheers

Making your way in the world today Takes everything you got Taking a break from all your worries It sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You want…

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Florida homeless man calls cops to report he paid for sex -- but got scammed, po

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-calls-cops-to-report-he-paid-for-sex-but-got-scammed-police-say

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Where Have All the Ladies Gone?

Arrived at approximately 9:00 pm, paid the entry fee and found a table. The place was dead with only 5 customers, and maybe a couple more in the VIP, I am not sure.…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

Nothing happening at 10pm

I attended the Magic game, and to avoid traffic and a likely long wait and surcharge pricing on Uber, I walked the half mile to Cleo’s. I didn’t feel great on the walk, since it’s…

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Mueller Report was Delivered

Apparently it clears President Trump of colusion. I bet all the talking heads who were claiming this was going to be his downfall are going to apologize for their irresponsible reporting. They should hire us to report on these things.…

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Can't believe stripper is interested in me -- guess I really am a PL

Most popular stripper last night (Monday) making lots of money from other PLs, stops to chat with me, 62 y.o., not now nor ever been a looker, suggests going to dinner for "our first date." I was not spending much…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Going downhill

I used to enjoy Stars. It was the best place in the Appleton area but the place has really gone downhill. The club is located off I-41 but there is no exit near the club you…

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Child Labor

One Hundred and fifty years ago, we were an agrarian society. No government programs existed. Instead, we had large families. With no birth control pills or condoms, and high infant mortality, it was not unusual for a wife to give…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Loser DJ

I'll start by saying before I'd had any interaction at all with the weekend DJ Eddie dancers who work there had already told me they hate him. I've been a regular customer here for years…

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Cardi B Confessed That She Used To Drug Men And Rob Them, And The People Are Hav

"she at one point said about her days as a stripper, “I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to f*ck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged n****s…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Foxy Brockton

Hit up Foxy Brockton after work Wed evening and wasn’t disappointed. I arrived around 8p, probably around the time of a shift change, and while it was a little dead at first things picked up…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ok

This is my second time going in as many weeks. The place is nice, but again I didn’t find anyone to my liking. Went on the past Saturday night close to 10 pm. There weren't…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saturday Day Time Visit

Stop in around 3PM on the Saturday before St. Pat’s Day. I was charged $5 for the cover and was $7 for a Captain’s Daughter IPA. The bartender may have been the hottest girl…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

A Good Night

I went there just after midnight. The club was darker than I remembered. I was able to sit near the main stage where you could throw some $1 bills at them. One guy was throwing…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

A thursday afternoon visit

A visit Thursday afternoon around 2 pm, things to like: no entry fee, not crowded, so you can find your place to sit, $ 4-5 drinks (cheap) and most importantly DJ plays the full song…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Most likely an off night

I travel to Orlando a good bit for work and obviously found out the scene in Orlando is basically nothing. I do some research and came to the conclusion that Tampa would be the best…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

OK mileage but come with cash

Went on a Saturday evening, paid my $40, had a seat in NY Live. Only saw about 15 clients all night so lots of empty seats. The showroom is pretty small, about 80 theater seats…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

1st time in Tampa and at Mon

So this review is a continuation of my night out, which I started at Scarlett’s and was let down. I’ve read the reviews about Mon Venus and even though I was searching for potential extras…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Steer clear of heavy set brunette

Took my money, led me to back room and sat me down talked to me about what I could do. I took out money to see how much I had left..she took all of it.…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Hog Heaven

I started my afternoon in Norton out at the Lucky Corner (see review). From there, I stopped at Desiree's hoping to see someone new or at least relax. Instead, they had one dancer on shift…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Testing the water.

At this club the vibe isn’t overwhelming. Very inviting. There was a group of friends by the stage keeping the club alive. Otherwise the stage had one or two at best. I’ve been to 3…

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What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to a stripper?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the most ironic thing that…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I'm here now Mon nite 12-2am, selection is slim but

I'm here now Mon nite 12-2am, selection is slim but still about 9 spinners available and you can get $100/1hr. Saw a 25 y.o white guy got kicked out by a security, he didn't look drunk at all and…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I really want to like this place, but.....

I arrived at around 830 on a Wednesday night. There were abiut 10 PLs and 8 girls working. Probably an even split of 4 white and 4 black girls. There was a $5 cover. Wednesdays are…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Nice chill time with beautiful dancer in a revamped and more expensive club

I came in on a Saturday evening at about 10:30 and the place was totally packed. There were no tables available except for those reserved for bottle service. Either I was going to sit at the bar…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Not what you’d expect

Go in with a buddy and notice there’s no strip club in sight. A gentleman sees our puzzled mugs and points us downstairs to where the action is. Place is basically a giant stage with…

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Playhouse lounge being sued by former dancer

Play hose lounge www.nj .com article from March 25 2019

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

I was robbed here by a heavy set brunette. She

I was robbed here by a heavy set brunette. She fooled me into seeing the champagne room. Then when I had my money out she took it all and said that was her tip. Didn’t consent to anything, got up…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

SF is starting to tank -- but there are still some gems here

I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off and on.…

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What I Learned Dating A Stripper | Joey Diaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d141W6jGWzw

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N.J. strip club shut down after undercover investigation leads to prostitution a

https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/2019/03/nj-strip-club-shut-down-after-undercover-investigation-leads-to-prostitution-arrests.html *Anybody hear about this?

G String

Akron, Ohio

Good for a laugh

I happened to be in the area on a Saturday afternoon and thought I'd stop by. I had only been in the Lucky Corner once before, and that was over 10 years ago. What I…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Baby doll

I saw some yoga pants jogging down the road, sporting camel toe, so I had to make a detour to the nearest club. There were about 6 girls in the club, and three water buffalos,(seriously...…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Risqué Northeast. Similar to Bristol, but different.

I’ve gone to the Club Risqué in Bristol far more times than I’ve been to this location. I find the dancers at this location have a bit more of an edge to them, and seem…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I Could Dream

Was thinking I should try Dreamgirls someday as it is non smoking so I won't leave smelling like an ashtray and it opens at 6 on Sundays which was when I often have time to…

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Anybody here ever do some setup/round robin dating stuff

You know like speed dating with name tags or whatever kind of get together. Any interesting stories? Success or failure. I think I want to try something like this to get out of the clubs for a little bit. I…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good value

I came here on a Friday after 9. Place was pretty packed. About 15 entertainers working. A few 8s, mostly 5s-7s. All the girls were very friendly and accomodating, however. The $20 lap dances are…

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Apple event

Apple had an event today. It was the sort of nothing-burger we’ve come to expect in the Tim Cook era. This Onion parody captured the mood. CUPERTINO, CA—At a highly anticipated press event at its Silicon Valley headquarters Tuesday afternoon, tech…

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OT: Hopefully these smart guys can figure something out

Warren Buffett says US health care must be revamped or it will be left to the government -- which will probably make it worse Complacency will make fixing the nation's health-care system a daunting task, according to Warren Buffett, whose Berkshire…

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Ever have a dry orgasm

came pretty hard but just a little semon

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N.J. strip club stole my tips, tried to prostitute me in ‘champagne rooms,’ form

Prostitution at PH lounge? Nooooo.... https://www.nj.com/burlington/2019/03/nj-strip-club-stole-my-tips-tried-to-prostitute-me-in-champagne-rooms-former-dancer-says-in-lawsuit.html

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OT: Stormy Daniels attorney arrested

Former Stormy Daniels douchebag attorney Michael Avennati arrested: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/03/25/michael-avenatti-to-be-charged-with-wire-and-bank-fraud.html

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Crazyjoe’s personal journey into self development:

Copied-pasted from the best amazon review ever...The Secret transformed his life, after it was in chaos from his shitting problems... The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007 By Ari Brouillette Please allow me to share with you how “The Secret” changed my…

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Getting around an SA ban

Has anyone been banned from sa and gotten around it? What did you do? Use a different IP address? So far I've created two new profiles with new emails and they were deleted. (Same laptop used) How do you…

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Dems are already screwed for 2020

How many different ways can they keep shooting themselves in the foot? Do they really have such a poor grasp on the political landscape in places outside of CA and NY? First, they went all-in on the ridiculous Trump narrative…

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How have lap dances changed over the decades?

We have discussed this before but it pops up from time to time and it will be good to discuss something on topic for a change in another thread someone mentioned that lap dances were mostly air dances years ago I have…

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Not a scientific conclusion but ... apparently review counts are falling.

I very often read or at least skim all the reviews posted the day before over breakfast. I thought I noticed a significant drop in the number of reviews each day so I went back several months and quickly counted.…

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Sorry i haven't been around

Just an update on myself since i do have a small pocket of resistance that actually love my ass lol To the massess that don't give a fuck my apologies for a of topics and useless thread. Been 2 busy to be…

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What did the stripper say when she was told that "fellatio" was the proper term

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Longtime patron. Love the place. By far, the best looking

Longtime patron. Love the place. By far, the best looking dancers in any Phoenix SC.

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Married couple poll: How many years was your sex life with your partner satisfy

For those who are currently or have been married: 1. How many years have you been married (or were you married for those who are divorced or widowed)? 2. Of those married years, how many years featured a satisfying sex…

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The world would be a better place if we all had sex at least once a day.

I think about many different things throughout the day, but at least 50% of the time it’s sex. Is this normal? Also, as a dancer are you horny a lot of the time? If I was in something sexy (or…

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OT: Goid hand/eye coordination

https://youtu.be/wG3hZfeAEVE

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Anyone watching UCF v Duke

Game is turning into a great one UCF leads by 4 with 2 minutes left

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I have to stop adding vodka to my wine

Every time I drink vodka, I get a paradoxical reaction. I sport wood and have nowhere to go with it. Maybe that’s why vodka is my favorite drink at SCs. Ocean vodka is the absolute best that I have had.…

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Ron Gronkowski announced that he is retiring today

Do you think his retirement will cause Tom Brady to rethink his own retirement, after all he will be a difficult cog in the Patriots machine to replace.

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Being ignored by the waitstaff

This happened to me just yesterday. I was in one of the clubs I frequent. Wanted to get another drink (beer) and let the waitress know. After 20 minutes of watching her serve and get new orders…

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How some clubs are exploiting customers.

Respected Senior members, I have been relying on your invaluable information for visiting any Strip club for few years now. This is me writing something in Internet for the first time in my life. I wanted to start a discussion…

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“There is no Republican Party. There is no Democratic Party. There are no Republ

Title says it all.

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Mueller Report Released

OK, now what are the Dems going to do with themselves now ? Are they going to come up with another conspiracy ?

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Let's Revitalize the VIP

Hump all these threads in here

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Mixed feelings on new photo (uploaded today)

Waist down looks okay, not the best angle of my boobs. Not sure if it’s worth sending to FWB. Hmmm. I’ll just leave it here for you guys. Lol

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Who is having more sex over age 50, research explores

Interesting article: https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/health/sex-partners-over-age-50-kerner/index.html Too bad they didn't analyze older PLs hanging out in strip clubs as one of their demographic groups.

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Going off of Flagoobers thread/ Failed Sodas

I rarely drink soda any more but, I remember a few of these failed sodas. Which ones do you remember? https://amp.businessinsider.com/soda-brands-dont-exist-anymore-2017#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s The one I remember the most was Crystal Pepsi. I had a friend that got pissed when they discontinued it. He…

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Today is International Peepee Day!

That’s right, boys and girls! Today is international peepee day! On this date in 1957 I discovered my peepee! I’ve been like a kid with a new toy ever since. Later today I’m going to one of my favorite clubs…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Yes, they serve alcohol and they were fully nude.

Yes, they serve alcohol and they were fully nude.

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I'll see your Orange Vanilla Coke and raise your one Peanut Butter Whiskey.

Nothing goes together quite like peanut butter and jelly — except maybe peanut butter and whiskey. The match made in heaven was made a reality just last year by husband-and-wife duo Steven Yeng and Brittany Merrill Yeng, who run OB…

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How do men view lesbian relationships between strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How do men view lesbian relationships between…

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Nicole diary #1: I'm going to obtain a professional degree with or without ur fi

Thank you for offering my financial support to pay for part of my law school tuition . however, your support is obviously contingent on you being satisfied with me. If I make u mad and you decide not to support me…

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Going VIP again

And she’s bringing bubbles, she doesn’t mean champagne, actual bubbles for the shower I haven’t been vip in over a year, it surprises me she never brought it up again unless strippers only ask once and after you do it, they…

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LMAO

SNL skit - "The Women Of Congress" - LOL: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HG9Z961mhXU

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Porn on Netflix!

Porn quality cum shot 1hr 27 minutes into the movie "Love".

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I found Blahblahblah23 at the gym

400 reps and counting https://imgur.com/gallery/6dsmMdg She is going kick your ass with those thighs. And the boingy boobies look good too. She is going to take the winner at the shindig

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Soo I'm honestly not gonna b posting on here as much as I'm getting more serious

I don't wanna annoy anyone. So just dont read if u dont want to ok. LOL.

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Leave your cell phone in your car.

AUSTIN, Texas — A man was arrested early Thursday morning for threatening to ram his truck into a strip club after leaving his phone in it when they closed, according to court documents. The arrest warrant states that police were called…

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Today is National Puppy Day

What is your favorite kind of dog? What kind of dog do you have? if you own one. I don't currently have a dog, but I like the bulldog family. I used to have a white American Bull Dog. He…

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Detriot clubs

What is up with no athletic pants in detriots landing strip? Have to have collared shirt and slacks? They damn strip clubs not business meeting. That sucks because of that they both off my list. A big reason i don't…

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OT: Pink pasta sauce

Was looking thru the online menu of an Italian restaurant about 30-minutes from my house (ate there a couple of times in the early-90s and had forgotten about the place). They have a pink sauce as one of the pasta sauce…

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Orange Vanilla Coke

They are pushing it hard in March Madness commercials. It sounds disgusting to me. Am I just not in the demographic they are aiming at?

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Is it just me or does Nicole Avatar look like NinaBambina?

Checking out dancer directories. Sure looks like it to me.

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Father no sad about Poosche future makings

Nichole my sweetest Poosche #1 Law Student go Texas Foghorns please do not lie what Father day about graduate and United States income for lawyer. You make Umi sad by lie and she refuse to cook Father favorite goat…

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'I don't believe she's out there on her own,' says mom of missing former Aberdee

A sad story of a girl who moved to Atlanta, found a job as a stripper and then disappeared. https://www.mitchellrepublic.com/news/crime-and-courts/4588443-i-dont-believe-shes-out-there-her-own-says-mom-missing-former-aberdeen

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Do you have to be all fit,and thick to strip or is it just me?

I need answers, cause I'm tryna get on Fastmoneywayy tired of bsn

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Fighting city hall over the rights for strip clubs to exist.

Just about every TUSCL member and the general public seem to like going to strip clubs. They are mainstream. They are in our music, TV and movies. They make the news quite often but mostly in a negative way. Cities…

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Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his job as an Uber driver?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his…

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I need a road trip.

Just for the hell of it!

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Book Recommendation: How I Found Freedom In An Unfree World

It’s one of my favorite books ever that has done a *lot* to influence my outlook on life. Here is a really good summary of it: https://www.nateliason.com/notes/freedom-unfree-world-harry-browne This summary highlights the traps people fall into that decreases freedom and happiness. Then he…

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Not TUSCL related, but WTF ?!!

One of these days, I am going to take a day off. Just to see what it feels like. I have been on call for over 30 years and have never really had a complete day off. Problem is that…

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Dad got sad after I told him lawyers don't make that much money :(((( ugh why do

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Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I'm here now and there are fitted sheets!

I'm here now and there are fitted sheets!

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OT: Spring Break

Lots of Miami Beach Cops all over South Beach... One of my buddies informed me that a Fight Broke out between Beach Goers & one person was shot... He has been airlifted to the hospital & is currently in a Critical Condition Also…

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El Paso Cabaret Club news about reopening

Not sure if anyone has reported this already, but it appears there is a path for this legendary club to reopen with some changes. If they just get rid of the illegal drugs and liquor violations most people would…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

At a hearing on March 5 the Cabaret was asked

At a hearing on March 5 the Cabaret was asked to meet with county officials to review what changes could be made to allow the club to reopen. The big problems we cited as illegal alcohol sales and storage…

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Hiding in the Shadows

I live in a large metropolitan area that is home to over 6 million people and is anywhere from 55 to 95 miles across depending on which axis you measure it. When I go clubbing with my pants bulging with…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good place to come to see girls with no or

Good place to come to see girls with no or few tattoos. Before 6:00pm it is 2 for 1 drinks cover is $5.00. Never been to the VIP Area too expensive for me. But it could be fun with…

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Tips for Puerto Rico?

I'm going to be in Puerto Rico for a week coming up. Any tips for places to check out during my trip? I'm one who typically goes to clubs looking for extras - stop by detroit and east st. louis…

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New Photo

What look do I have if you described in one word? Ex: “girl next door” Some have said I look innocent and others have said the complete opposite.

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Liberal “inclusivity” strikes again

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/chick-fil-a-banned-san-antonio-airport-legacy-lgbtq-behavior-report

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Anyone in Phoenix?

I am looking for new friends!

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Rare NJ Club Raid

The rare NJ SC raid. I stopped going here 7 years ago, but stopped by earlier in the year for a farewell visit. This club's operation was a middle finger to their local police department which operated literally around the…

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Cardi B, Lili Reinhart, And More Will Star In A Movie About Con-Artist Strippers

"Hustlers" is based on a true story " about a group of savvy New York City women who came together and used their sex appeal to steal from men. Jessica Pressler, the writer of the article, wrote that a former…

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Why is a stripper like a Thanksgiving turkey?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is a stripper like a Thanksgiving…