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gawker
gawker763220

Older than dirt

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

My CF sent me a poem. I’ve tried it in a program to see if it was plagiarized and it looks as if it’s original.

Meet me in the bathroom, Let’s play inside the stalls, Put me on the sink, And pin me to the wall, I’ll wrap my arms around you, And fit you in my mouth. Meet me in the bathroom, Let’s you and I play house.

What do you think? A literary genius?

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Lone_Wolf

Classy

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flagooner

Safe to say it isn't plagiarized. It's crap.

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san_jose_guy

Not bad at all! rhymes, or comes close too.

I don't think I would write one that good.

SJG

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gawker

She’s a very attractive mixed race beauty in her mid 20’s. I thought it was neat.

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gawker

She’s a very attractive mixed race beauty in her mid 20’s. I thought it was neat.

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Nidan111

Sweet nothings! Definitely NOT plagiarized.

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Assmanjoe

cool. shes a keeper. frame that shit

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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

I can put that poem to shame but my titties are man titties

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jackslash

I prefer Dorothy Parker:

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host.

But your CF is probably hotter.

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gawker

Jack slash - I’d never heard that from Dorothy Parker. Another favorite is from Ogden Nash:

Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker.

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gawker

Jack slash - I’d never heard that from Dorothy Parker. Another favorite is from Ogden Nash:

Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker.

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Cristobal

It's decent.

Hopefully she can survive on her other talents.

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Papi_Chulo

I think she was trying to ask for $$$

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