Poetry

3/18/2019 5:46:58 PM

My CF sent me a poem. I’ve tried it in a program to see if it was plagiarized and it looks as if it’s original.

Meet me in the bathroom,
Let’s play inside the stalls,
Put me on the sink,
And pin me to the wall,
I’ll wrap my arms around you,
And fit you in my mouth.
Meet me in the bathroom,
Let’s you and I play house.

What do you think? A literary genius?

15 comments

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Lone_Wolf

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6 years ago

Classy

flagooner

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6 years ago

Safe to say it isn't plagiarized. It's crap.

san_jose_guy

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6 years ago

Not bad at all! rhymes, or comes close too.

I don't think I would write one that good.

SJG

gawker

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6 years ago

She’s a very attractive mixed race beauty in her mid 20’s. I thought it was neat.

gawker

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6 years ago

She’s a very attractive mixed race beauty in her mid 20’s. I thought it was neat.

SirLapdancealot

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6 years ago

The Stripper's Haiku

Do you want a dance?
I'll make you cum in your pants
Not a whale? No chance

Nidan111

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6 years ago

Sweet nothings! Definitely NOT plagiarized.

Assmanjoe

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6 years ago

cool. shes a keeper. frame that shit

WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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6 years ago

I can put that poem to shame but my titties are man titties

jackslash

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6 years ago

I prefer Dorothy Parker:

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.

But your CF is probably hotter.

gawker

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6 years ago

Jack slash - I’d never heard that from Dorothy Parker. Another favorite is from Ogden Nash:

Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

gawker

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6 years ago

Jack slash - I’d never heard that from Dorothy Parker. Another favorite is from Ogden Nash:

Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

Cristobal

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6 years ago

It's decent.

Hopefully she can survive on her other talents.