My CF sent me a poem. I’ve tried it in a program to see if it was plagiarized and it looks as if it’s original.
Meet me in the bathroom, Let’s play inside the stalls, Put me on the sink, And pin me to the wall, I’ll wrap my arms around you, And fit you in my mouth. Meet me in the bathroom, Let’s you and I play house.
What do you think? A literary genius?
Safe to say it isn't plagiarized. It's crap.
Not bad at all! rhymes, or comes close too.
I don't think I would write one that good.
SJG
She’s a very attractive mixed race beauty in her mid 20’s. I thought it was neat.
She’s a very attractive mixed race beauty in her mid 20’s. I thought it was neat.
The Stripper's Haiku
Do you want a dance? I'll make you cum in your pants Not a whale? No chance
Sweet nothings! Definitely NOT plagiarized.
cool. shes a keeper. frame that shit
I can put that poem to shame but my titties are man titties
I prefer Dorothy Parker:
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host.
But your CF is probably hotter.
Jack slash - I’d never heard that from Dorothy Parker. Another favorite is from Ogden Nash:
Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker.
Jack slash - I’d never heard that from Dorothy Parker. Another favorite is from Ogden Nash:
Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker.
It's decent.
Hopefully she can survive on her other talents.
I think she was trying to ask for $$$
Classy