Poetry
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My CF sent me a poem. I’ve tried it in a program to see if it was plagiarized and it looks as if it’s original.
Meet me in the bathroom,
Let’s play inside the stalls,
Put me on the sink,
And pin me to the wall,
I’ll wrap my arms around you,
And fit you in my mouth.
Meet me in the bathroom,
Let’s you and I play house.
What do you think? A literary genius?
Meet me in the bathroom,
Let’s play inside the stalls,
Put me on the sink,
And pin me to the wall,
I’ll wrap my arms around you,
And fit you in my mouth.
Meet me in the bathroom,
Let’s you and I play house.
What do you think? A literary genius?
15 comments
I don't think I would write one that good.
SJG
Do you want a dance?
I'll make you cum in your pants
Not a whale? No chance
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
But your CF is probably hotter.
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.
Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.
Hopefully she can survive on her other talents.