Please help

This should cheer you up twentytwowords.com

Delete your account

Figure out what sort of girls you want to be waking up in the mornings with, then rearrange your life so that you can be there often, and at little or no cost.

SJG

Kind of a broad topic there Country. What are you having trouble with ?

Don't stab yourself in the eye.

Let blahblahblah do it for you.

Country,

As one of the oldies here, you have to weed out the good from the BS. Unfortunately the latter seems to be here in an overabundance. That said, good sound advice is available from some members. Shouldn't be to difficult to cull out those to ignore.

life is hard but can be a lot of fun get yourself some 100% agave tequila and a good looking chick to suck your dick.

Trust me.... it’s out there!

Never pay in advance.

If it itches after see a doc.

Life is about balance: balance your time, money, and love.

Fuck bitches and make money...or is it the other way around?

Don’t eat yellow snow, don’t pet burning dogs.

Buy low sell high

Don't swim in lumpy water

Fly 2,000 miles to a Mexican shithole to get a covered blow job from a girl who can't speak English. You should feel much better after. ;)

Forgiveness is the key to happiness

@ rickdugan let me spell it out for you you racist inbred waste of sperm. Fuck you.

@country: I'm the furthest thing from a racist. In fact amigo, me gustan las Latinas tambien. I just prefer them in a place that doesn't stink like sewage and where I can drink the tap water. It also helps if I can communicate with them so I know that they weren't pulled from the rural villages unwillingly to suck my cock for short money. ;)

And there I thought I was being helpful. Sheesh, no good deed goes unpunished...

Fuck you dugan

You have no right call8ng mexico a shithole when your from northeast

“@country: I'm the furthest thing from a racist.“

Trump keeps saying he’s the furthest thing from a racist. Are you Trump?

@ rick dugan i would pay money to punch you in the face

@Countryman, don’t let a sword swallower who cornholes his dog with his 3-inch dick and whacks it to pictures of his dead mother, like DickDugan, get you down. Not sure what you need help with, but for me it came down to this simple conclusion: I decided I wanted to eat more pussy rather than die.

There are alot of really cool people on tuscl. Bastard rick dugan is not one of them

@ japrufrock i was just kidding with this thread . what i am not kidding with is dugan is a racist piece of crap and i have had it with him. 8 uave no one blocked but i am real close to blocking him becsuse he makes me want to throw up

@JAprufrock

Best line ever:

"I decided I wanted to eat more pussy than die"

I want that written on my tombstone

That’s pretty shitty to call Mexico a shithole. There are some fine Mexican women.