V Day on Friday
Uprightcitizen
Michigan
I am finally pulling the trigger to get my vasectomy done this Friday. How many here have done it and are you happy?
I have a good friend that is a urologist so I asked him to finally get it done. Not looking forward to the pain but I am looking forward to a better sex life. But no it doesn't mean I am going to TJ to bare back Hong Kong chicas.
I have no kids but in the highly improbable chance that I want to have any in the future it is reversible via microsurgury with a good success rate. But I just don't see that happening.
I have a good friend that is a urologist so I asked him to finally get it done. Not looking forward to the pain but I am looking forward to a better sex life. But no it doesn't mean I am going to TJ to bare back Hong Kong chicas.
I have no kids but in the highly improbable chance that I want to have any in the future it is reversible via microsurgury with a good success rate. But I just don't see that happening.
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It's fantastic piece of mind to only worry about STDs when it comes to sex and barebacking.
I thought the arthroscopic procedure was almost painless and fast. Nothing to it.
Wonderful peace-of-mind and your future lovers will appreciate it, too. Keep a copy of your surgical notes and post-surgical testing, just in case.
@Shadow - I am over 50 and the concept of having children at this age would be disconcerting to me but probably even more my wife lol. No I am not getting her permission and it's all off book.
Seriously, I got fixed 34 years ago and had zero pain after it was done.
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So is the remainder of the human race.
You might want your 1st - ah - release or 2 to be a 'gentle' one.
After that it is great to never have procreation enter the picture.
Seems you got yourself in a pickle - maybe you'll have to do it secretly on one of your road-trips
He actually normally would require the spouse sign off on it but at our age he has no issue with waiving it for me. If I was in my early decades he wouldn't do it without it.
The only opportunity I have had for that option (that did not invite a lifetime of child support) was a couple of girls I saw for ahwile who were getting married to each other ultimately wanted a baby together and I was on the top of their list. But even then it sounds like more trouble than it would be worth. i.e. they get divorced, they start asking for support, I disapprove of how they are raising my progeny., etc.
Done.
I would though discourage you from making your plans on the basis of reversibility. You don't want to go through something like that.
SJG
SJG
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(Which I’m sure it will)
What kind of paper cuts do you get?
Took a half day at work today and drove an hour to my appointment at my friends office (MD urologist). He did not advise I drive home from my appointment but I gambled and decided I would anyways since there are not too many uber/Lyft rides in the area. I figured I could just rest for x hours in my car if it was that bad and leave whenever. Probably not the best plan and I do not advise it but I was in no rush...
Got in. Signed my legal liability form and next thing I know I am sitting on the medical bed with my pants and underwear off under a paper blanket. Probably the must unpleasant aspect of the procedure is getting the anesthetic needle stuck a few spots in my ball sack. If it stings it means its hit the nerve where it needs to be and yea that stung. Some discomfort then nothing...I had no pain after that during the entire procedure. Just some weird pressure occasionally and I did react a bit during the initial catuerization process but I would say 95% discomfort free. a 1/4" cut is made in your sack and about 1 cm of the tubes are cut out, tied and cauterized. The odds of them successfully reconnecting later are apparently like winning the lottery (except winning really means losing)
We actually had a lengthy discussion during the entire procedure that for the most part uninterrupted. On a funny note there we actually do play poker on a regular occasion together and I told him during the procedure now is your opportunity to find out what hands I had when he folded and I did not show my hand (he literally had me by the balls lol). We laughed loud enough that the staff were thinking WTF is going on (apparently laughter is not common during a vasectomy, go figure?!?!). A couple of stitches, some topical ointment, gauze and an ice pack and we were done about 30-45 minutes later.
I did not feel woozy at all and had no pain. Walked to my car and drove back with chunk of ice between my legs.
The only other Dr. prescribed post surgery actions are to jerk off at least 2x per week after it heals and take a fertility test in two months. Yes you heard it. Dr. prescribed masterbation to clear out lingering sperm in the plumbing. I wonder if insurance could cover club activities if I get this service from strippers? Hmmm I could claim carpel tunnel renders me unable to perform that activity myself ;)
Now the anesthetic has wore off it feels like a lingering ache after a moderare kick in the balls. Gonna take it easy this weekend. Looking forward to a baby mama free future...
“I’m fine,” says I, “but I don’t know how you’re gonna find anything. It’s bloody cold as hell in here.”
It took him a minute, but the nurse, she got it immediately and guffawed. Then the doctor got it and had to put the scalpel down for a minute.
Leave one end open, no pressure build up?
Need to jerk off into a jar, sperm count test?
Need to refrain from jerking off for a week?
I commend you for your clarity of thought and actions!
SJG
SJG
Two weeks post V I have a second time meet with 20 year old 5'9 shapely brunette SB for dinner (and this time we hit the hotel after). This is my first partner post vasectomy. She turned out to be a sex machine and loved fucking. I had four orgasms in four hours and three of the four were very intense. I can't even remember last time I had that many in one session and I am in my 50's, yikes! Such a promising result :)
In my view, most of the capacity loss associated with age is actually psychological.
Just curious, do you have to have any sperm counts done?
SJG
The amount of sperm produced by testicles is just a drop in each ejaculation. 90-95% of cum is produced by the prostate.
Very few men experience discomfort from perceived pressure in the testicles post vasectomy. But it can happen and fortunately it has not happened to me. Produced sperm in the testicles are eventually broken down and reabsorbed by the body.