Best place in Minnesota

I have not been to a lot of Minnesota clubs, but I liked King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights

I like King of Diamonds. It's not perfect, but good beer, nice looking fully nude ladies and reasonable prices. I've read rumblings there may be some very high mileage to be had during the day but I've only gone at night.

All of the clubs downtown Minneapolis are good. Mostly national chains. Like Tahoe says KOD is good. Kind of a biker attitude place. Stay away from the Lamplighter in roseville unless you have body armor.

I’ve been to KOD but my experience there was very lame. If there is fun to be had I must have really been off my game. The downtown places seem like hotter girls but sorta pricey and less than awesome contact. I found the girls at KOD to be very upper Midwest - not too hot, rural types.

Ricks has a very chill vibe and Choice can go either slow and empty or it can really hum. I tend to like Choice better because the girls tend to be accepting of hands more so and since I like them young and tanned. Avoid Austin and Albert Lea - not worth the time/effort. Surprisingly Myrtle in the South and Saratoga in Duluth are at times as big surprise. Review the reviews. Best of luck!

Spearmint Rhino and Downtown Cabaret are okay for Midwestern standards.

The Aragon in Albert Lea is probably the most awesome place to party, shoot Pool, and look at decent ladies as long as those ladies come down from MPS/St Paul for the weekend during the summer. Otherwise you’ll be lookin for a long time for a good time.

Lately, I’ve tended to enjoy Rick’s the most.

Probably, Wisconsin......

If Ilhan Omar is an example of women in Minnesota, I wouldn't even go there to take a dump.

The border.

Any border.

Minnesota is for ice-fishing not clubbing

The airport to GTFO there!