Is no boyfriend for Poosche!!!!!!!!

Father say greetings to all gross sexies nasties in pants Americans persons in the site. I post say #1 Sweetest Poosche no boyfriend allowed or Umi and Father cuts out internets use Nichole!! No stupid America boyfriend from MySpace, Twitter, Instagram, or Tinder! Father and Umi help sweet Poosche find nice Pakistani goat farmer or doctor or lawyer. But only after #1 Law Student go Texas Foghorns finish schooling and kill senate floor. I want Poosche debate no brain gutter rat Alex Cortez. Cortez reason Spain is country beautiful and Porto Rico known as garbage can. Poosche will kill Cortez but American boyfriend get in way.

PS - Mr Mack is stupid American talk about poo this poo that. Mr Mack poo when Mr Mack talk.

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