Bartender was the best thing, and that was a guy

OK, as soon as you walk in there is the bar in front of you (after paying $5 cover). Order a straight booze drink and bartender he made a nice pour, about 6-7$. Go around bar and toward the back is a raised dance stage. At this point I have not seen a dancer. Then one came out of a side room with a regular (dance?) and off to the back side of the bar. After I am sitting at the bar for 15 min the bartender found a tall brunette to go to the stage and get on. Dance? All she did was look in the mirror, back to the audience, and prim her hair, check makeup, etc. for 15 min. No engagement, no customer interaction, not sure she took a step faster than 1 per 5 seconds. Now the good part - to the left of the dance stage (stage right) the door on the wall opens and you can see about 3-5 girls in there, kinda the holding pen. And they are having a fight. So as the door opens you hear the yelling and stuff, and door closes. The overweight chick who was with the regular is hanging at the bar with the regular, oblivious to all going on. Time to go. No dances, never talked to anyone but bartender who was trying to get things going and did give good drinks. Overall, find another place.