Green Beer Happy St. Patrick’s Day

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• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  It’s not easy being green - Kermit
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Q. What is green and smells like bacon?
  
  A. Kermit's finger
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Q. Why can't miss piggy count to 70?
  
  A. Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  When I was in college we a a St. Patrick's Day mixer, and green beer was the drink of the night. I commented to the guy serving as the bartender that the beer wasn't very green. In reply, he upended the bottle of green food coloring over my glass and handed me a very green beer.
  
  The next day I was sitting on the toilet doing my morning "contemplation". I pulled out some tp to "check progress" and....
  
  OMG! It was kelly green. The whole bowl was a brilliant kelly green. OMG, was I dying? Oh, no.
  
  The moral if the story is, NEVER GIVE YOUR BARTENDER A HARD TIME! LOL.
  
  I would submit that you should forgo the vodka and drink Jameson's Irish Whiskey instead....
• sshrfrsky

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  6 years ago

  I plan on having an Irish American (Guinness and a bourbon on the side) sometime today. Don't like Jameson or Irish whiskey in general. But if someone can recommend one other than Jameson then I may try it today.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  ATACdawg... now that is just bragging
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I am be dumping some green loads 8n basements
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  I won't be drinking any beer but the corned beef is cooking. The cabbage, carrots and red potatoes are ready to throw in and the corn bread and carrot/raisin salad are ready for my company.
• Mate27

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  6 years ago

  Mack Truck, lmfao! Those Kermit jokes bring back funny memories.
• Mate27

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  6 years ago

  I figured ATAC would be on that hennessy.