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Why won't Jewish customers go down on your ATF?

Mar 19, 2019, 2:50 AM
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WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.

Q. Why won't Jewish customers go down on your ATF?

A. They don't eat pigs.

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gSteph

Minus 1, ur 2 Still deciding about the pig

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twentyfive

It’s called trefe

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JamesSD

Hahaha nice. Thought it would be an anti semitic joke, but it's an anti fat joke.

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DeclineToState

Using word "swine" might've improved the punch line

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DeclineToState

Funniest dialogue in Pulp Fiction IMO, and for bonus points uses the word swine:

Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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