Best 20 pickup lines ever!
Number 7 is the best, you know I am just dumb like that, I cant remember my alphabet... starts at 4:00
Check out #4 if you like hockey
For a good dick joke check out #6. Lmfao
Tittyfag hitting on some dude #2
#8 dude likes to serenade... funny as shit
#13 and #19 honorable mention
#5 is pathetic but winning!
What are your favorite pick up lines
"For many, the gentleman’s club is simply a place to unwind, where loud music, cheap beer, and attractive women intersect. It’s a setting that offers an easy escape from day-to-day life, a spot to spend time with friends...
For those that know and have experienced Alyssa over the years when she was working in COI, they know... Alyssa was the girl of my dreams. I am so physically attracted to that girl, it's unbelievable. For a short little...
I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning restrictions...
I've been working in strip clubs for the past 12 years now and I'll tell you what I've seen a definite decrease in the number of girls that are working in the strip clubs and in the quality of customer and the customers ...
As I rescued my Titleist from the bottom of the cup I heard a tearing sound and immediately thought: "ya tore your pants fatso", but no, my pants were fine, the sound was my knee, ending golf season prematurely. My broth...
For many of us in America we just go hit with bunch of snow. I'd figured it'd be a great time to get into the holiday spirit, and serenade all about something we all do every year around the holidays....eating ass and ge...
You'll hear it often... "They don't actually like you. They just want your money." "It's all fantasy. They're just selling fantasy." A dancer once told me "I love dick, and I love money." Two things can be true at ...
Prior to January of 2024, when I started SCing on a regular basis, I had only been to a strip club twice, summer of 1999 and spring of 2000. There was quite a contrast between these two clubs. One was the higher end,...
