WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. How can you get a 3-way with two strippers?
A. Name your right hand "Tiffany" and your left hand "Trixie."


Jack,
Thanks a lot!
Tiffany and Trixie got into a fight over me and now I have a cast on both hands! A thumb and a pinky, SNAPPED!