Fleshlight Quickshot

It's $250.

Good commercial but I'm not buying.

It’s only got 60 minutes of juice at a time! Ripoff.

Do they sell it in an extra large? I don’t think that ones big enough for my spaceship to fit in.

For those too lazy to take matters into their own hands???

I’ll pass. Better off using that $250 for 25 sessions with Rick Dugan’s mom.

Does this mean it costs $250 to fuck yourself?

For those too lazy to take matters into their own hands???

Masturbating is the only exercise I get, and now I won't have to exercise anymore.

Don't bet against technology, lol!