Opioid Crisis and Decrepit Pussy

I pulled up and saw two girls in the back of the parking lot who looked like they were shooting up. Sat in my car for a solid 20 minutes debating whether I felt like eating admissions money, but I had a long day and needed a drink. Double shot of Crown was $20. THEN, I go to the main stage and see this chick that looks like she's a hack away from death gyrating her flat ass and overlapped stomach in front of some couple. I sat down to drink and go, but ole girl comes up rubbing her coochie in my face and I damn near threw up. Then she asks for a tip, and I politely say, "I just sat down to finish my drink. I'm good, thank you." Then the heffa tells me I should be more open-minded and that I'm rude for not tipping her old, stank, stretched out, raggedy coochie ass. Nah, I'm good on this place.